It’s the environmentally safe alternative to releasing balloons.
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there’s a whole host of applications this system could be used for.
one is, you could in theory add the ashes of your loved ones, say your grandparents, and send them to the heights of heaven. that would be better than baking them into cookies, unless of coarse they were jewish, then that might not look too good.
or you could add food coloring, like red, and make stencils look like body parts and when they’re up in the air they look like they’re alive and wiggly. kids would laugh. fun times.
@IM: or, you could make phallus shapes and send them aloft.
I can imagine a “White Privilege” *observer* is triggered just about now…
Cynic – that’s practicing safe Environmental Protection!
Large rash of UFO sightings begins in 3… 2… 1…
Ooh! Ooh! Imagine all the TDS you could trigger
with a little orange dye!
“you could in theory add the ashes of your loved ones, say your grandparents, and send them to the heights of heaven.”
Let’s go with no on that one.
I would not appreciate any stranger’s cremated ashes falling on my property, house, pool, garden, etc.
Would it be OK if people dumped their funeral urns anywhere on my properties? No. Why would a more diffused version of it be OK?
@Dadof4: Don’t worry – it wouldn’t work anyway. Human cremains aren’t like the light feathery ashes from wood or leaf fires. Since they are primarily bone, they won’t just float away into the sky when mixed with foam. Think coarse, gritty sand.
One of those landed on my windshield while driving on the interstate. I couldn’t see and a two-hundred car pileup resulted killing thousands. BAN BUBBLE BALOONS, NOW!
@Hambone,
Officer: Actually, your windshield appears quite clear, in fact, spotless?
Me: I swear officer, a giant white horse came crashing upon me, leaving me without vision!
Don’t we have enough horsefaces floating around already?
I don’t have a clue what is in them, or how environmentally ‘safe’ they are, but they look like they’re far cheaper than clay pigeons. Thanks for the tip.
Make a BIG one that says, “vote republican”.
Make an even BIGGER one that says, “LOCK HER UP”.