The Purple Peehole Eater.
If “gynecologist keeps his license after dyeing employee’s vagina purple as a ‘joke'” isn’t a headline that catches your attention, stop reading.
For everyone else: This case out of Colorado, in which even the judge uttered an “oh my God,” involves Dr. Barry King, formerly of Mesa County, who pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor harassment charge Friday after an accusation by one of his ex-admins.
Per the Daily Sentinel, the victim, a breast cancer survivor, told Judge Michael Grattan she’d found a vaginal lesion in 2017; her own doctor had retired, so she asked King, her boss, if he’d check it out. After the exam, he told her: “When you get home tonight, I want you to have [your husband] take a look at it.” She was confused, but when she used the bathroom later, the TP turned purple. The next day, she said King acted “giddy,” then admitted he’d dyed her vagina as “a joke” for her husband.
“I was sexually objectified as a prank on my husband in hopes that his penis would be stained purple,” she told Grattan, adding King’s “disgusting” actions included telling others at work about his prank. She added the only reason King wasn’t hit with a more serious sexual assault charge was because “I cannot attest to the status of [my husband’s] penis” (and prosecutors didn’t think they could prove sexual intent). In court Friday, King didn’t say anything, but his lawyer noted, “I know that if Dr. King could go back to January 2017, he wouldn’t have acted in the way he did.
She works with gynos and her toilet paper turned purple and she didn’t ask about it?
If I had a colonoscopy and the toilet paper turned PURPLE, my story wouldn’t continue with “and the next day.”
It would continue a little bit more like, “so I ran to the proctologist’s office with my pants around my ankles.”
WTF? First, what medical professional would ask their “boss” to check out their cooch?
BFH, I thought you had grown out of your anal stage.
Anus with teeth, now this?
Photographs or it’s fake news.
If. . .
I’d go back even further.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
8PM Eastern Time
And watch the whole thing again
Exactly the Same Way please.
Just like the First Time.
Hi Megyn!
Hi Rachel!
Hi Wolf!
Oh wait.
I can.
I do.
I have a DVR.
“Purple peehole eater” now that’s funny!
If I worked for a gynecologist, no way would he be MY gynecologist. Some prank.
This isn’t entirely uncommon. Obama once dyed big Mike’s pecker green after eating a dish of lime jello.
Hard to know what to write….. I *do* think the pic of Obama in pink and “fuzz” is pretty damn funny. ….Lady in Red
@Blue Toof: Anal stage? Taint exactly what I’d call it.
😉
Her who-ha looks like Obama now?
Unless he “golfs” with “[your husband]”, how would turning his penis purple be a prank?
I turned one purple in my youth. I don’t have that kind of stamina anymore.
Is he dressed up to visit Michelle’s “O B Gynee”?
PHenry,
This is not a P.S.I. case.
It’s the color of the Purple PVC Primer.
I sure hope my clit doesn’t look like that (Obama)!
Blue Toof
There may be unintentional signal glitches from microwave toasting and popping. Just a glitch when two waves superpose to form a better wave.
I think it’s pretty funny.
Crystal violet or gentian violet is a triarylmethane dye used as a histological stain and in Gram’s method of classifying bacteria. Crystal violet has antibacterial, antifungal, and anthelmintic properties and was formerly important as a topical antiseptic.
@Ann Thracts: Well, you could always call it Bill. Bill Cliton.
🙂
The brown stuff appears to be coming from the wrong place…
i think there’s more to this story than we’re being told
The little man in a boat?
Ann Thracts & Vietvet…. Bill CLITon wearing a pink hoodie