A mother and son are catching their breath after their inflatable swan floated off the shore of Anna Maria Island, Florida.
Tara Myers and her 7-year-old son were having a fun time on the beach when their swan-shaped raft got caught on a current and floated miles away from land.
“I have never been more scared in my entire life. I was not sure if we were going to keep drifting because land just kept getting farther and farther and farther away,” Myers said to News Channel 8 in Florida.
Natural selection FAIL
Swan song.
Violins and fat ladies optional.
The GENERALINA and I have the *flamingo* version!
“PULL!”
Skeet shooters will get it.
Balloon Boy part 2.
Leave yer inflatables in the bedroom fer Krize sake lady!
“I felt so small.”
Feelings and reality clashed big time.
I feel bad for her and the boy, truly.
But I cannot stop fucking laughing.
Trying for a Darwin Award.
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I can’t believe it didn’t pop, was the raft made in America or what ?
Even the plastic Swan was trying to get rid of them.
Maybe use the swan in a pool or a lake until you figure out how the ocean works. Waves, tides, etc. 🙄
“Myers is now warning parents to avoid taking rafts and floats out on the gulf, in fear they will end up like her.”
yes. much better to teach your son to live under his bed, shaking with fear of what COULD happen. way to go mom.