WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources close to the Clinton camp, Hillary has already received a large cash advance for a book to explain the imminent failure of her 2020 campaign.
What Happened 2 will explore all the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the 2020 race, from Russian hackers and ignorant bigots to extraterrestrials and global warming.
“If you didn’t get enough of Hillary blaming her 2016 failure on everyone except herself in the first book, you’ll love What Happened 2,” said a press release from the book’s publisher, Simon & Schuster. “The chapter in which Hillary will blame the electoral college will be particularly interesting, as will the lengthy appendix listing over 4,500 scapegoats for her upcoming loss.”
Clinton’s take was estimated at over $5 million for the much-anticipated sequel.
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Should be a big hit in Broward and Palm Beach counties. Will it be a pop up book or will Bill receive no mention?
Brilliant !
Now I have to purchase a bidet. Toilet paper is gonna get too expensive.
Bill has not “popped up” for years without artifical assistance.
By 2020 Hillary and Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be having catheter water fights in some institution for the insane. Then, a big fucking indian dude will break off a sink and crush their skulls cuz he’s tired of their shit….
Is this one gonna be titled – “I’m a shady bitch & PROUD of it!” ?
I mean, truth-in-advertising laws and whatnot… 😳
Macedonian Content Farmers are getting ready to get started to get going to assist the Russkies in their insidious efforts to help President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton claim her rightful place as the first woman candidate to lose three attempts to break through that glass ceiling. Break out the Chardonnay!
She’s gotta start the 2020 campaign payoff slush fund now.
“Bill has not “popped up” for years without artifical assistance.”
…or ever, when Hillary is around, hence her having to have Webb Hubbell’s kid instead…
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“I mean, truth-in-advertising laws and whatnot… ”
…yeah, like “laws” and “truth” mean anything to Democrats, @Bob M…
“By 2020 Hillary and Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be having catheter water fights in some institution for the insane. Then, a big fucking indian dude will break off a sink and crush their skulls cuz he’s tired of their shit….”
…nice thought @willysgoatgruff, but damaging the HEAD of a liberal won’t stop them because they don’t have anything of importance there. All liberal “thought” comes from either the “front hole” or the “back hole”, which is why their politics always seems to stay below the waist. This is also why Gabriella Giffords could be shot in the head without it noticeably affecting her politics, or why Teddy Kennedy and John “Songbird” McCain both did the MOST of their pro-liberal damage with active brain tumors…
…also, @willysgoatgruff, the movie you reference,”One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” was instrumental in swaying public opinion against inpatient mental health care, leading to rampant deinstitutionalization and the fictions of community based “group home” care and medical mental illness control, which in actuality did little but create a huge homeless problem and gave Democrats a new dependent class that was fully crazy enough to vote for them…
Eventually her (not auto) biography: Clobbered Again: A Four-Time Failure, Her Downfall, Miserable End, and Relegation to Hell’s Lowest Depths: The life of America’s Nastiest Woman and her Evil Legacy: Hillary: Warts and All: Her 70 Year Career of Pecking America To Death.
OK…lots of subtitles…so people can understand the book from the cover.