WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (RTRD-NY) is blaming Republicans for an incident on Monday where she was trapped in a federal building for hours.
Reports say Ocasio-Cortez was attempting to exit the building but was unable to open the door until a security guard found and freed her hours later.
She once locked her keys in her convertible.
While the top was down.
Sadly, this is believable.
I couldn’t help but think of Larson.
Bet she left a fragrant memento behind in a corner of the elevator.
All is well…Scooter is on the job.
How come no one has admitted having sex with her….I mean, she’s 28 and Tootsie pops don’t age well……
She is a buffoon.
I was waiting for it to be a revolving door…
it said push but she was pulling it. thanks to the security guard, he came in from the rear helping her push it wide open, after that he helped her get the door opened and she left exhausted, went home had a drink and a smoke and said good night to the security guard.
Well, this is the girl who still wonders who closes the door when the bus driver gets off.
Push it. Push it real good.
I bet she blaming the GOP because the door knob/lever needed to be turned to the right to unlatch & open the door, but she only goes left.
Geez, even my cat has figured that out how to open the kitchen door when he wants out or wants to come in. He just doesn’t weight enough to pull lever.
I didn’t think she deserved to
be elected to Congress.
This proves I was wrong.
Hey, Scooter! I like the Christmas lights on your site!
When stopped by a cop for a traffic infraction, she said (as he was lowering his zipper), “Shit, not another breathalyzer!”
Reminds me of a Barnacle Bill song…
That girl’s teeth look like they should be going after Sigourney Weeder in a sci-fi flick.
And the spoken term lives on,,, “My vote matters”. Yea, right. Not sure what you saw when voting but I saw about 18 Speak’N’Spells hooked up in a row with a nasty ass shew in charge. She had a hand-full of paper, guess it made her feel legitimized,, Voting is a joke in this country.
Reminds me of the story of the ethnic guy who locked his keys in his car. It took him hours to get his wife and kids out.
The sigh said “PUSH” and she continued to “PULL” for hours
The three main laws of the Universe: Push, Pull and Suck.
If it ain’t pushin or pullin, it sucks!
Like Obama trying to re-enter the White House by mistaking a window for the door. Dumbass!
She occupied her time trapped inside awaiting rescue by tagging the walls with her can of spray paint.
She once got stuck on an escalator and started screaming for help.
Oh, the escalator was going down and it just stopped suddenly. WHF?
Midvale School for the Gifted? 😳