Always Wear Protection

15 Comments on Always Wear Protection

1. Seinfeld had this 20 years ago….the Urban Sombrero

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2. If that were on a dog it’d be called a cone of shame. Only the Japs could have come up with something this ridiculous with the possible exception of the French. This particular see thru umbrella could be called the Dickhead umbrella.

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3. The Japanese are a truly messed up people.

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4. A solution looking for a problem. I’ll stick with either my Columbia jacket or those 97 cent disposable ponchos at WalMart

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5. Where could I get a drum of sex lube to go with these?

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6. I saw the picture of a business man wearing one and figured its a Chindogu – a useless solution, but I think they’re actually serious about this one.

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7. Manufacturer’s warning: Some consumers who wore the Teburagasa for excessive periods of time reported difficulty reaching teburagasm.

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8. but does it keep them from licking themselves?

   i suspect our resident vietvet (next door to won hung lows) can tell us.

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9. That might appeal to soy-guzzling, Millennial MBA’s.

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10. Douchebrella

    Rain condom

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11. Is there a ribbed version? You know, for her pleasure?

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12. There’s other awesome Studio Ghibli stuff at the links from that page.

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13. Makes you look like a dickhead.

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14. If Leslie Nielsen was still alive he’d be the ideal spokesman for this condom shaped/dickhead umbrella.

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15. Trey Gowdy prefers the “French Tickler” version.