Florida Man falls into a pool of alligators

23 Comments on Florida Man falls into a pool of alligators

1. It didn’t look like much of a rope for that fat bastard.

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2. “Summertiiiime Floridaaa, where the livin’ is easy…”
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivELBdxVRM
   🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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3. Dean Wormer to his idiot brother, the Gator Crusader: “Fat drunk and stupid, is no way to go through life”

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4. That’s a hell of a way to put on your alligator slippers…

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5. How does a guy that stupid get to be that old?

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6. @Poor Lazlo:

   Dean Wormer to his idiot brother, the Gator Crusader: “Fat drunk and stupid, is no way to go through life”

   It would seem the Florida Man agrees and, since there’s nothing he can do about about being fat, drunk, and stupid, has concluded that his only viable option is to eschew life.

   By golly, Florida Man sure does make it into the news a lot!

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7. ALWAYS check your gear if you are betting your life on it moron.

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8. Now he knows how Trump felt when he arrived in Washington, D.C.

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9. If I didn’t know better, I’d *swear*
   MJA has a teenage crush on https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan !

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10. Wile E. Coyote got NUTTIN’ on Florida Man!

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11. checked his gear like that hang glider dude a few days back.

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12. So where’s the part where the gators tear him limb from limb and eat him?

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13. Apparently, the Alligators are on a low-fat diet!

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14. Thanks for that link, Good General! I don’t think there EVER was anyone as good with as beautiful a voice as her. FWIW, her pianist on that cut was a guy named Ellis Larkin according to what I found on the ‘net

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15. Svejk- OMLanta!!! I had NO IDEA.
    I’m bookmarking that shit. Thanks!
    I think.

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16. Need to re-dub that with Raiders of the Lost Ark Music..

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17. So, he was actually up to his neck in alligators. Not too many can actually say that. Actually

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18. Or is it a depiction of a conservative guest on “The View?”

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19. Where’s Johnny Weismuller when you need him? Tarzan would’ve whooped those alligators lickety split bare handed and rescued Jane at the same time.

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20. I hope no gators were hurt while filming that video! Anybody got PETA on speed dial?

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21. That would be an Edward Parfait.
    I imagine he made it, otherwise it would have made the news. Probably.

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22. Why does nearly every crazy headline begin with, “FLORIDA MAN…”?

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23. “Holy reptiles, Florida Man! Maybe avoid the rope!”

    “Shuddup, Robin.”

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