I’ll be as straight with you as I can, Joe Biden.
You are a big f*cking deal moron.
You aren’t the most qualified person in a county, pick one, to be president.
You are on the elite shortlist of the top 20 stupidest people ever to hold office in DC. This is not hyperbole. What puts you high on the list is your enormous ego, which establishes a ratio between smarts and hubris that is nearly unparalleled.
The Hill-
“The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I’ve worked on my whole life.”
Biden believes he has an intellectual wheelhouse. That’s tragic.
Here he is explaining why he’s most qualified. No, I did not write this. These are his actual words.
“No one should run for the job unless they believe that they would be qualified doing the job. I’ve been doing this my whole adult life, and the issues that are the most consequential relating to the plight of the middle class and our foreign policy are things that I have – even my critics would acknowledge, I may not be right but I know a great deal about it.”
Paraphrasing Joe,
I know a great deal about being wrong, for decades and decades, and where else are you going to find that experience?
I KNEW when he did the photo op last week of him adopting a “rescue” dog that he was beginning his media propaganda to run for President.
“I’ll be as straight with you as I can.” – Joe Biden
Think about that.
And Occasional Cortex for his VP. Two powerhouse minds! What could go wrong?
“The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I’ve worked on my whole life.”
So you’re good at working on things but not solving anything?
If we learn from our mistakes, Joe would be on a parallel with Steven Hawking. But that assumes you are capable of learning.
To be fair to slow Joe, he didn’t say which country, he said “the” country. Maybe he was talking about Venezuela. Well, actually he couldn’t run that either. Maybe he meant Cuba, nope, not there either. Maybe he meant that fictional country of Joeland. Yep, I bet that’s what he meant.
Kind of funny; Ronald Reagan was 69 (and in excellent physical shape) in 1980, and was derided by the democrats for being “too old”, but Joe will be 78 in 2020, and Hillary will be 73 (and at death’s door), but they are the “most qualified” to ever run for the presidency in the history of the country!
Joe can’t even remember what do you eat at his last meal. Sorry Joe, you are a one man wrecking crew.
HA! Yeah. Creepy Joe for President. Hide your daughters.
RUN JOE RUN
THIS’LL BE FUN
LIKE A DAY IN THE SUN
OR SHOOTIN’ THE SKY WUTH YOUR GUN
We agree, vote Joe in 2020
Aneurysm kickin’ in 3…2…1…
Joe may be dopey now, but back in the 90s as chair of Senate Judiciary he was pure evil.
Joe Biden is a pedophile.
LOL!
he is a butt boy
ask obama
President of what?
Every time I think about Biden running for office anymore it always brings to mind how he dismantled Paul Ryan in that debate.
That says everything you need to know about Ryan. I’ve heard rumors he’s considering a run for the presidency and I hope not because even Occasional Cortex is likely to give him a drubbing in a debate.
Go and tear into Hilary as too old and too corrupt to run.
Then we can plan your funeral
Joe Biden as VP was the best assassination insurance that Obama could ever ask for.
This is the hubris of an asshole who is never asked a question about his son that didn’t die and his sweetheart deals with Russia and the ChiComs.
How do you go from getting kicked out of the Navy for cocaine after VP dad pulled strings to get you in and immediately go from that to sitting on the Board of Directors of a Russian gas monopoly and no “reporters” ask a single goddamned question about it?
He puts his greedy pedo-paws on every child in reach but Biden, to the media, is untouchable.
He’s qualified to be president of NAMBLA.
“… I’m the most qualified person in the country to be president.”
If that is true – IF that is true – we should roll up the sidewalks and turn out the lights. We are in worse shape than Germany, England, and France – combined – Merkel, May, and Maricon (triple Ms?) do make SOME sort of sense (in a defeatist, socialist, surrender kind of way).
Biden is a certified imbecile – playing second fiddle to the odious Obola proved that.
izlamo delenda est …
I have a deep contempt for 0bama but with Biden it has always been more of a deep disgust; I can’t stand that smarmy, denture-wearing, Brylcreem-headed, smug elitist.
From this point forward, Biden needs to be hounded and heckled at each and every public forum/appearance about his kid-touching. Draw everyone’s attention to it. He groped, fondled, nuzzled, and ground his pelvis into the children of elected officials. Its all on video.
I think little Joey must’ve missed the short bus again this morning on his way to Special Ed, the school for retards. His theme song needs to be They’re Coming To Take Me Away played on an endless loop.
Where his statement goes off the rails, crashes and burns is right after the two words “I think”!
Experience matters. That’s why the high school dropout who’s worked as a bagger/cart jockey at Ralph’s grocery for the past 30 years is more qualified to run the store than the new manager with an MBA.
At least that’s how Joe sees it.
He’s barely qualified to be a Men’s Room attendant.
At least he’s not lying about being straight.
I think.
@Tony R:
Which side?
@ Gin
Biden had the answers at the debate like they always do, so that’s not really winning. Cheap cheater and dumb.
Yes. President.
Of “Toys ‘R’ Us,” “Radio Shack,” or “Steak & Ale.” I think he’d be perfect at running ANY of those companies these days. 😳
@Viet vet
During the LBJ years, there was an ancient (late 80’s) Senator from AZ named Carl Hayden who rose to be second in line for succession to the Presidency, just after JFK’s assasination
Opponents of Carl Hayden actually called him “LBJ’s assasination insurance” — a truly sick joke given the circumstances
BREAKING NEWS: Former Vice President Joe Biden has died.
He was trampolining in his living room and broke his neck when he hit his head on the ceiling.
Funeral plans are pending.
Joe, if you had qualifications to run for any public office, the PTA would call.
@Callmelennie: Since Carl Hayden (who was President Pro Tempore of the Senate at the time) was only second in line after Johnson, wouldn’t that have made John W. McCormack, who was Speaker of the House, actually “LBJ’s assassination insurance”?
🙂
Is he demented, an alcoholic or a drug addict? I say he is just dumb as a stone. What a phucking joke.
“He was trampolining in his living room and broke his neck when he hit his head on the ceiling.”
Please let him ‘laying’ in the state he’s in.
Crazy as well, ask JFK now, Answer: LBJ was his assassination insurance.
DJT
OK, who needs a nickname?
And the 1929 market crash was televised, don’t you know.😁