Didja hear about the blind man who walked in on the Nun while she wuz taking a shower?
It didn’t really bother her cuz he had a nice set of Venetians that she really liked!
Whut kills me is that a lot of places still print out a roll of toilet paper for a receipt by default in what wuz supposed to be a paperless society twenty years ago!
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Anyone remember Circuit City? I’d go in and buy a cd and I’d walk out with an Egyptian scroll to boot.
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I had to google this problem to find out what it meant. I get big receipts and coupons everywhere and almost never use the coupons as I only buy things I really need.
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Had to shorten it to make it fit I’ll bet.
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A new measure of time for me is comparing something to how long it takes to print a CVS receipt.
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Most of the 2.5 feet of paper for a single item is CVS advertisements. A couple few years ago they wanted to email you more ads with your receipt embedded/lost within it.
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I told my kids once I saw a Blind Man driving, it was a guy working for a blind company that said Blind Man on the side of his delivery vehicle. They didn’t think it was funny but I did.
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The blind man picked up the hammer and saw.
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Super annoying to purchase a single item and get a 2ft long receipt. I like to file receipts into my wallet as I get them. It gives me a short term, quick reference to purchases in case of a return or just remember what I bought. Then I shred or burn them. It seems more recently, all receipts have grown in size. Used to be a simple 2-3 item purchase, the receipt was no more than the length of a dollar bill. Just about every one in my wallet now has to be folded, even single item purchases.
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Geoff the Aardvark
I was at a stoplight with my kid in the car.
He said “What are those things in the back of that truck?”
“Oh. That’s a junk trunk and those are all mufflers he’s probably taking to the recycler.”
“Well why is that truck so loud?”
“Because that truck doesn’t have a muffler.”
“Huh?”
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Sears/Kmart just as bad…Winn-dixie is getting there…75% of
My purchases at Winn-dixie is(are?) Beer….All of the Coupons are
for Baby Formula and Summer’s Eve…Maybe the Computer System
thinks I’m a Woman for drinking Light Beer !!!!!
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Why does every damn receipt I get want me to participate in a survey telling them how shitty my experience was? Places like Home Despot print the receipt in English and Mexican as well as the all the information for the survey. The shortest receipt you get at Home Despot is 14 inches.
Why stop there? It’s offending several groups of people using only 2 languages and only black and white. Just wait until SJWs have their way with receipts, you’ll need to bring you filing cabinet shopping. And Globull Warming be damned, SJW demands are first.
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But has anyone EVER responded to the
‘answer our survey to be entered to win a $500 gift card!” ?!
(sorry ecp, just read your post)
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And I’ve never used any of the coupons, either. lol
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walked into a Home Depot restroom. One urinal was out of order and the sign was only in english.
Dont know if the mexicans were able to figure that out but i didnt slip on any p on the floor. Wish i woulda taken a picture.
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I bought gasoline this morning, just gasoline. The receipt is 11″ long.
VERY clever!
Didja hear about the blind man who walked in on the Nun while she wuz taking a shower?
It didn’t really bother her cuz he had a nice set of Venetians that she really liked!
Whut kills me is that a lot of places still print out a roll of toilet paper for a receipt by default in what wuz supposed to be a paperless society twenty years ago!
Anyone remember Circuit City? I’d go in and buy a cd and I’d walk out with an Egyptian scroll to boot.
I had to google this problem to find out what it meant. I get big receipts and coupons everywhere and almost never use the coupons as I only buy things I really need.
Had to shorten it to make it fit I’ll bet.
A new measure of time for me is comparing something to how long it takes to print a CVS receipt.
Most of the 2.5 feet of paper for a single item is CVS advertisements. A couple few years ago they wanted to email you more ads with your receipt embedded/lost within it.
I told my kids once I saw a Blind Man driving, it was a guy working for a blind company that said Blind Man on the side of his delivery vehicle. They didn’t think it was funny but I did.
The blind man picked up the hammer and saw.
Super annoying to purchase a single item and get a 2ft long receipt. I like to file receipts into my wallet as I get them. It gives me a short term, quick reference to purchases in case of a return or just remember what I bought. Then I shred or burn them. It seems more recently, all receipts have grown in size. Used to be a simple 2-3 item purchase, the receipt was no more than the length of a dollar bill. Just about every one in my wallet now has to be folded, even single item purchases.
Geoff the Aardvark
I was at a stoplight with my kid in the car.
He said “What are those things in the back of that truck?”
“Oh. That’s a junk trunk and those are all mufflers he’s probably taking to the recycler.”
“Well why is that truck so loud?”
“Because that truck doesn’t have a muffler.”
“Huh?”
Sears/Kmart just as bad…Winn-dixie is getting there…75% of
My purchases at Winn-dixie is(are?) Beer….All of the Coupons are
for Baby Formula and Summer’s Eve…Maybe the Computer System
thinks I’m a Woman for drinking Light Beer !!!!!
Why does every damn receipt I get want me to participate in a survey telling them how shitty my experience was? Places like Home Despot print the receipt in English and Mexican as well as the all the information for the survey. The shortest receipt you get at Home Despot is 14 inches.
Why stop there? It’s offending several groups of people using only 2 languages and only black and white. Just wait until SJWs have their way with receipts, you’ll need to bring you filing cabinet shopping. And Globull Warming be damned, SJW demands are first.
But has anyone EVER responded to the
‘answer our survey to be entered to win a $500 gift card!” ?!
(sorry ecp, just read your post)
And I’ve never used any of the coupons, either. lol
walked into a Home Depot restroom. One urinal was out of order and the sign was only in english.
Dont know if the mexicans were able to figure that out but i didnt slip on any p on the floor. Wish i woulda taken a picture.
I bought gasoline this morning, just gasoline. The receipt is 11″ long.