A mortified mum sent her five year old to his school nativity with a ‘shepherd’ costume she bought online – before she realised it came with a blow up sheep sex doll. Helen Cox bought son, Alfie, the £16.99 fancy dress costume on Amazon for his school nativity play and he was delighted it came with the free inflatable animal. But Helen was puzzled when a teacher told Alfie to take the sheep home – until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom – as well as red lips and eyelashes. Mum of two Helen, 46, then found the same sheep on sale as a ‘stag night bonkin’ sheep’ – and is now devising a way to steal it away from her unaware son.
‘I don’t know whether to laugh or cry’
Naiveté Set
ht/ cynic. of course
When you pulled the string, did it sing “My Unforgettable Ewe”?
Farm animals often have names. Ms. Kentucky might be a good choice.
Bad mom! Baa-aa-d mom!
She could always sell it to a muzzie for a profit!
Accident?
She’s training the little bastard.
https://youtu.be/ZZ5BdrZnhwE
INFLATABLES CAN COME IN HANDY – I HAD A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WITH A CIGAR IN HER MOUTH IN THE FRONT SEAT OF MY CJ7 SO THAT I COULD USE THE HOV LANE ON THE CA 405!! SHE GOT ME TO THE USS NEW JERSEY ON TIME, GOD BLESS HER, RIP!!
In the immortal words of Tom Petty:
“Oh my my;
Oh hell yes;
Honey put on that party dress…”
Do you have to ask permission of the inflatable sheep, like you do a robot?
Or is it strictly a rag-head rape type thing?
Asking for a friend …
izlamo delenda est …
One of the wise men?
https://i.imgur.com/fqY9ejx.jpg
“Look at the eye makeup, the whore!
I ravage you!”
Blink is on to something..we need a BFH sponsored naming contest…
I nominate Baaahrak Obumhole
All I want for Christmas is ewe!
What! But it’s Sharia compliant?