DC: At least one migrant caravan group is reportedly willing to go home — if the U.S. pays each member $50,000. Otherwise, they are expecting immediate entry to the U.S., according to the San Diego Union-Tribune.
According to the group’s spokesman, the $50,000 figure would be a nice tidy sum with which to start a new business in Honduras. They also want deportations to end and speedier service from the immigration authorities. more
Uh, No and NO.
Now go home.
If I climb over the fence(north to south) and demand $50th can I collect?? Asking for a friend of a friend.
Give ’em IOU’s like shithole nations give us, then announce we don’t recognize the debt. Payback bitches. XD
So,… I guess the hunger strike didn’t work.
This is how far the U.S. has gained the disrespect of the parasites of the world. I say shoot anyone that encroaches the boarder illegally. That will regain respect immediately.
Why don’t we just give you some black market fentanyl and call it even.
Hmm? Life imitating “art”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I
“Hey! It worked when we pulled this crap on the obama folks! Pallets full of cash, baby!”
and there’s plenty of people in hell that demand ice water
NO
In other words this is not about asylum.
As my dear ol Momma used to say…. “shit in one hand and want in the other, see which one fills up first!”
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Give them $50k and end deportations??? So give them cake, plus more cake?
I’ve got a better idea, how about we put a $10,000.00 bounty on them. That will save us $40,000.00 a head and it will keep the money in the US.
Sure, give em 50,000 Venezuelan bolivars.
Don’t know how much lead $50,000 buys but I say make the purchase and give it to them.
Let’s negotiate. We’ll total up what you have cost the American taxpayers, divide it by the number of you caravan invaders and as each of you pays your fair share, we’ll give each of you $18 for a bus ticket back to wherever you came from.
Who says Americans aren’t compassionate?
I’m pretty sure that the Sicarios (hired killers the Cartels use) would take care of the problem for $50 for each so-called immigrant. Pretty cost effective if you ask me considering the rest of this “caravan” would likely turn tail and run, not walk, home. This would be laugh out loud funny if I wasn’t sure that Pelousy, Chucky Cheese and Occasional Cortex are thinking about it.
Haaaaaaa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(Deep breath….)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
The U.S. (gave) the government of Honduras $155 million in aid in 2017. There about 9.5 million people in Honduras. Correct me if my math is off, but that works out to about $16 million for every “future entrepreneur” in the country. Just a suggestion to all you future business owners; TALK TO THE ASSHOLES WE GAVE THAT MONEY TO.
Let Pelosi & Schumer give the poor darlings THEIR money.
LOL, these guys crack me up.
“or else what”???
GFY
we’ll give them nothing and they’ll take it.
Breitbart had an article yesterday on the border. Said 7000 people every week crossed in that area alone. More than the ‘caravan’. They reported the cartels will make $100k off each family that they allow to cross. The price of admission is $100000 as set by the cartels
That one should garner a permanent ban on immigration from Honduras, Nicaragua, Venezuela and El Salvador along with withdrawing all foreign aid, followed by a bill for processing these parasites.
Just FOAD. Then you won’t have to go home.
This is exactly what barbarian tribes used to do to Rome in its decline. It’s what street gangs do to hot dog vendors. It’s protection money.
How many belts of M-60 .308 ammo will that buy?
Cos’ here it COMES!!! 😡
How about we give you a rubber bullet in your ass and tell you to go fuck yourselves you goddamn freeloading beaner pieces of shit?
This just a symptom…we need to cure the disease.
Hunt down every illegal already in-country and kick their ass out.
And STOP printing documents in Spanish. If you can’t understand or speak the language…GFO
Cheeky monkeys just degraded themselves more than anyone else ever could.
Vaya con Dios. Raza de pendejos.
“Dial 1 for GFY”
lol
A President Hillary (ugh) would have let them in AND given them the 50k.
joe, best idea! $10,000.00 bounty on them each with real-time ROI savings.
Then we will see no’ mo’ snitch’in winning out.
How about 40 acres and a mule ………….in NIGERIA!!! Just put a $500 bounty on any illegal cought in the US and the boys in Texas will fill up the pickups!!!
I’ve got some iOTW bucks laying around here, somewhere. I won them in one of BFHs contests a few years ago. I’d gladly donate them to this worthy charity.
No Blushes, another selling point is we wouldn’t need the military at the border. Everyone that thinks they can shoot a tin can off a fence post will be within 200 yards of the border hoping for an opportunity to cash in.
@ Bob M: Enough, I think. Or, a bunch of guys with good bolt guns could be given the ammo and good rifle rests…
BOB M
I am old. but when I was killing Chinks for JFk I was when needed: bot an A and a B gunner. the M60 I sometimes used to kill Chinamen fired a .352 round. same as my M14 did.
When was the gun retooled?
@Andy’s Dad, check your math, sir. That works out to be $16, not $16 million.
Fuck your $50,000. I’ll give you a $1 high speed lead pellet infusion instead. Maybe 2 of them if I’m feeling generous.
Wow exJrhead and many others, hit it spot on again!
When it comes to border invasion, S*ic’s are for clicks,,,
forget the rabbit or whatever the other saying was.
Gee, it’s going to be a tough walk home with your legs shot off at the knees.
I thought they were asylum seekers, not economic migrants. /s