When the Wife Wants a Christmas Tree But You Don’t Want the Hassle and the Mess

ht/ Mrs. Forcibly Deranged

LocoBlancoSaltine Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 1:02 at 1:02 am

Obviously an opine…

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joe6pak Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 1:02 at 1:02 am

I might not be able to get away with that. In fact, now that I’ve thought about it for 10 seconds I’m sure of it.

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LocoBlancoSaltine Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 1:04 at 1:04 am

Funny thing, you can’t really burn a Kindle…

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LocoBlancoSaltine Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 1:08 at 1:08 am

I want a Big Fir Hat tree 🙂

*BTW, tomorrow is the last day to order your BFH Holiday ornament and receive it before the Kwanzaa Festivus.

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Bad_Brad Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 1:16 at 1:16 am

I want a Big Fir Hat tree
Yea, rumor has it, you need to talk dirty to it. Otherwise it’s a shrub. LOL

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geoff the aardvark Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 6:06 at 6:06 am

I have enough books that I could probably get away with that. And since I’m single no one can complain about it. The only problem would be the darned cat trying to knock them over.

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chuffed-beyond-words Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 6:25 at 6:25 am

Those poor books!
Imagine the bent covers and pages!!
The ruined bindings!!!

It’s awful!

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Little Morphin' Annie Wednesday, 19 December 2018, 10:16 at 10:16 am

What’s better than books under the tree? Books that are the tree! Love this. Almost takes the bah humbug out of me.

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