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Dear Santa… I want …

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  1. We could all tell each other some shit. How about the same opportunity for our grandchildren that we had as we were young adults. Keep in mind I’m 62. If my grandkids are free to pursue their life in the same manner in which I did I’ll be a happy guy. I don’t need anything other than fair opportunities for my kids and grandkids. Merry Christmas!

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  2. Brad, its tough. I think he’s killing himsplf. Long story short, after 3 years of no job trying to stay sober (and failiing) at sober living homes, detox, arrests and assaults (me, half my age and i pinned him in under 3 seconds.Shows how vodka has destroyed a once healthy and strong kid) He goes on binge after binge, then sobers up for 2 weeks, repeat. But tonight i hear that he found a sponsor at his small apt. complex and finally went back to AA.

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  3. A tummy tuck, arm tucks, boob lifts, new knees. Thanks, I’ll keep my face with the wrinkles. And I want my physical trainer to give me half price sessions for life.

    But Santa, I’ll trade all that for the wishes of my friends here who have asked for sobriety for their loved ones and friends.

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  4. …For all of my fellow IOTWR commenters’ Christmas wishes to come true.

    I’ve had a pretty good life and I can’t think of anything I would want for myself. Anything that would be possible for me to obtain, that is.

    🙂

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  5. Another year of sanity here at IOTW (otherwise the rest of media following is just semblance).
    Ohh, yea and the wall.
    While I’m at it, apologies to any that I have offended in the past.
    (Do I get a 3 day grace period ’till the 25th)?
    Also best wishes and regards to the most irreverent and meaningful posters and commentators that exist on the WWW.
    Sincerely,
    No Blushes

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  6. Charlie and Brad, I’m with you on your wishes. I’ve been through that. Very close friend finally took his last drink just before totaling his car and spent a week in jail. I wouldn’t bail him out – it nearly did me in to let him rot, but that’s what he needed. That was 15 years ago, but sometimes I still worry he might slip.

    God bless you and anyone in that situation – either side. It takes a toll on loved ones.

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  7. I want a new punching bag, supportive shoes and I want a bathtub because don’t have one.

    Oh, and the wall to be built…
    And for my Mom to trust God and stop taking her frustration and disappointment out on the people trying to help her.

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  8. My mission is now to find a suitable man for chuffed. This mission will require everyones help here. After all, we’re looking for someone special. I will personally chaperon the first several dates. I’ll start searching gyms tomorrow. We got your back chuffed.

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  9. I want my bosses’ boss to lose his job over his harebrained scheme that’s going to cost me and others their jobs. Plus, his plan is going to cost my company millions in losses.

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  10. There’s a five acre lot for sale on the NW slope of Chillhowee Mountain that tickles my fancy. All wooded, with any neighbor’s homes concealed from view. One more ridge over and you’re in the Smoky Mountain NP.

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  11. Late to this thread. Charlie, Brad, never lose hope. As we say in the rooms don’t leave 5 seconds before the miracle. I’ve been sober over 18 years odaat but it took a while to get to day one. Sending Christmas prayers and blessings to you both and your loved ones for healing and recovery in the new year

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  12. Twin 50 caliber machine guns mounted on my SUV, Killary to stroke out in public, another new Supreme to replace desiccated Ruth, a years supply of cat food for the herd and for the wishes of all IOTWRers to come true.

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  13. I’ll ask God for the hard stuff. Santa is for whimsy, like asking for whirled peas.

    Dear Santa: I would like to spend one whole week at a rustic, but very nice, snow lodge somewhere close to Lake Louise/Banff one Christmas. Check in December 23rd, check out January 3rd. While there, I’d like to be at my perfect weight, in perfect ski trim and strength and there will be sleigh rides, ice skating, really good hot cocoa (with whip) and light snow showers every night starting at around 9p. or so. I’ve been real good all year, St. Nick. Love, Abigail

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