53 Comments on What’s Iron Eyes Phillips Crying About?
That as he gets older, it’s harder and harder to remember which lie he told, to whom.
30
Why did the toothfairy stiff him?
38
Jim Acosta stole his drum
24
He could make an excellent drum out of Acosta’s skin!
15
Him not happy, drum beat not start war he want.
23
White man’s meth ruins red man’s teeth.
31
Ooga-Chaka
Ooga-Chaka
Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka
18
Bad dental hygiene
7
Bottle of firewater empty.
10
He’s crying because his handlers promised him they’d refurbish his drum and give him a new pair of shoes, but they reneged, claiming that he didn’t lie well enough.
13
He is crying because he stepped in something, and now he can’t get it off his moccasins. That something is called truth.
9
That the confrontation he instigated backfired and revealed his lifetime of lies.
16
Went all in on the Chiefs over the Patriots.
13
His daughter Elizabeth Warren wont return his calls.
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Whoa there pardner. Is it still okay to use the word, “reneged”? Isn’t it just possible someone with a limited education and vocabulary might take offense?
11
He found out that in 1491 his tribe wanted to build a giant wall around their territory to stop invaders from over running their tribe and his great grand forefather, Chief faoxcahantus refused to fund the wall
15
he did say “they stole my narrative”
poor little papoose
7
@Cherrybark – Boy! Although I haven’t done it in a coon’s age, I’d dance a jig if more people understood such delicately colored shades of meaning.
8
Leaking freon outta his refrigerator.
7
He’s come to realize that fame is measured in European minutes and his 15 has just about run out.
9
He didn’t punch the kid, and consequently missed out on an opportunity for a BJ
13
Looks great BFH
He just found out those large beers he bought at Applebees were actually small ones.
14
Chief Kelvinator
Hey! Where did Elizabeth Warren go?
Kelvinator!
7
Traded his dental floss for a toy drum.
5
Maybe he’ll take his Winnebago and go home to the casino and invest in a dental clinic.
6
@ Uncle Al and Cherrybark: Doubtless those comments will cause at least niggling discomfort among the professionally offended classes. Well done, Sirs!
7
“15 minutes could have saved me 15% or more on my car insurance!”
10
There is a resemblance to Chief Crazy Horse but in his case the name is “Chief Crazy Farce.
7
Just realized he is more of a congenital liar than Hillary.
7
He wouldn’t be a proper Cry-bully without the crying part.
3
Lower teeth no longer good for sifting sand at the bottom of creeks for nutrients
3
This piece of shit
Means nought to me.
No fire water will I SOP
Though he claims to be a warrior,
He’s really just a WOP.
,
2
Shoulda had some reservations about fucking with the young white eyes…
5
No book or movie deals now…
2
I wish the kids when confronted by this drum beating asswipe would have all joined in with the course from this little ditty…
The realization that he’ll never be as good as Neil Peart.
4
Chief Shittingbull lost his bottle of firewater…
4
PTSD from working on a refrigerator with spoiled buffalo meat in it.
1
He’s an Indian all right. Born in Delhi but a long-time resident of East London. You know, the teeth and all.
1
His tribe calls him Chief Creep-Teeth.
1
No more injuneering grants from leftists?
1
His tribe calls him… Well, they’ve stopped calling him, actually.
2
He’s no injun. He’s a Jew with a sunburn.
1
A chick just spit on him … cause he WASN’T in Vietnam
1
Because the memes have started
2
He just saw this
From the halls of Maytag-zuma
To the stores of Ruud AC
He will fight our nation’s heat waves
From Lejeune to Yuma, AZ*
First to check for leaks in Freon
And to keep those coils clean
He ain’t proud we know his title
Of an HVAC tech Marine
*(There is a Marine aviation station in Yuma .. a town, which in the summertime, makes Phoenix look like a Club Med destination)
3
2 more of his teeth went AWOL
2
His wife is Queen NoTeefa.
5
Before becoming a refrigerator repairman, we was a TeePee repairman.
Fascinated by teepees as a kid, he’d make crank calls to reservation teepee- wives:
Excuse me ma’am, this is the reservation police. Is your teepee standing?
Yes, I think so.
Well, let him sit down for awhile (laughs and hangs up).
Once in a while, they would tell him it had fallen down, and so he would offer to fix it, and that is how he became a Tee Pee Repairman.
1
I’m on the train to Bangkok
1
He went to the fanciest restaurant in town for lunch but was told he could not eat there because he had no reserevation
1
He went to a 7 11 to buy tobacco but all they had for sale was Redman
That as he gets older, it’s harder and harder to remember which lie he told, to whom.
Why did the toothfairy stiff him?
Jim Acosta stole his drum
He could make an excellent drum out of Acosta’s skin!
Him not happy, drum beat not start war he want.
White man’s meth ruins red man’s teeth.
Ooga-Chaka
Ooga-Chaka
Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka
Bad dental hygiene
Bottle of firewater empty.
He’s crying because his handlers promised him they’d refurbish his drum and give him a new pair of shoes, but they reneged, claiming that he didn’t lie well enough.
He is crying because he stepped in something, and now he can’t get it off his moccasins. That something is called truth.
That the confrontation he instigated backfired and revealed his lifetime of lies.
Went all in on the Chiefs over the Patriots.
His daughter Elizabeth Warren wont return his calls.
Whoa there pardner. Is it still okay to use the word, “reneged”? Isn’t it just possible someone with a limited education and vocabulary might take offense?
He found out that in 1491 his tribe wanted to build a giant wall around their territory to stop invaders from over running their tribe and his great grand forefather, Chief faoxcahantus refused to fund the wall
he did say “they stole my narrative”
poor little papoose
@Cherrybark – Boy! Although I haven’t done it in a coon’s age, I’d dance a jig if more people understood such delicately colored shades of meaning.
Leaking freon outta his refrigerator.
He’s come to realize that fame is measured in European minutes and his 15 has just about run out.
He didn’t punch the kid, and consequently missed out on an opportunity for a BJ
Looks great BFH
He just found out those large beers he bought at Applebees were actually small ones.
Chief Kelvinator
Hey! Where did Elizabeth Warren go?
Kelvinator!
Traded his dental floss for a toy drum.
Maybe he’ll take his Winnebago and go home to the casino and invest in a dental clinic.
@ Uncle Al and Cherrybark: Doubtless those comments will cause at least niggling discomfort among the professionally offended classes. Well done, Sirs!
“15 minutes could have saved me 15% or more on my car insurance!”
There is a resemblance to Chief Crazy Horse but in his case the name is “Chief Crazy Farce.
Just realized he is more of a congenital liar than Hillary.
He wouldn’t be a proper Cry-bully without the crying part.
Lower teeth no longer good for sifting sand at the bottom of creeks for nutrients
This piece of shit
Means nought to me.
No fire water will I SOP
Though he claims to be a warrior,
He’s really just a WOP.
,
Shoulda had some reservations about fucking with the young white eyes…
No book or movie deals now…
I wish the kids when confronted by this drum beating asswipe would have all joined in with the course from this little ditty…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE
The realization that he’ll never be as good as Neil Peart.
Chief Shittingbull lost his bottle of firewater…
PTSD from working on a refrigerator with spoiled buffalo meat in it.
He’s an Indian all right. Born in Delhi but a long-time resident of East London. You know, the teeth and all.
His tribe calls him Chief Creep-Teeth.
No more injuneering grants from leftists?
His tribe calls him… Well, they’ve stopped calling him, actually.
He’s no injun. He’s a Jew with a sunburn.
A chick just spit on him … cause he WASN’T in Vietnam
Because the memes have started
He just saw this
From the halls of Maytag-zuma
To the stores of Ruud AC
He will fight our nation’s heat waves
From Lejeune to Yuma, AZ*
First to check for leaks in Freon
And to keep those coils clean
He ain’t proud we know his title
Of an HVAC tech Marine
*(There is a Marine aviation station in Yuma .. a town, which in the summertime, makes Phoenix look like a Club Med destination)
2 more of his teeth went AWOL
His wife is Queen NoTeefa.
Before becoming a refrigerator repairman, we was a TeePee repairman.
Fascinated by teepees as a kid, he’d make crank calls to reservation teepee- wives:
Excuse me ma’am, this is the reservation police. Is your teepee standing?
Yes, I think so.
Well, let him sit down for awhile (laughs and hangs up).
Once in a while, they would tell him it had fallen down, and so he would offer to fix it, and that is how he became a Tee Pee Repairman.
I’m on the train to Bangkok
He went to the fanciest restaurant in town for lunch but was told he could not eat there because he had no reserevation
He went to a 7 11 to buy tobacco but all they had for sale was Redman
Portentous trash,
The real Iron Eyes,
Cody,
50 years ago,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eog4PGcZqhA
Was a sad back then presentation.
But this just sucks.