I prefer to removed their “D” key when they do something incredibly stupid. Love hearing them yell when they find out …. “I have no D !”
That’s your problem right there….you’re missing your “D”, snowflake
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Just hit ‘Any’ key very carefully.
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Beware of the evil that might reside in the hearts of the IT guys.
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The key is black, but the ‘I’ is white.
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“There’s no white in ‘I'” – SJW sports motivator.
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Sometimes itz just fun to make Cousin IT think outside the Cheetos bag!
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There’s also no gay and/or transgender aliens. Why is that?
Seems racist or whatever.
I’m betting we could get the left all worked up and wasting time fighting over the “gaylien” controversy.
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…just keep in mind that the IT guy has access to your account, and if he’s any good he can load it up with anything from spam to child porn depending on how much you pissed him off, and copy it to bosses, wives, husbands, and Law Enforcement as he sees fit…
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I told my boss that there is nothing more dangerous than a programmer with a sense of humor!!!
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@Tailgun:
I told my boss that there is nothing more dangerous than a programmer with a sense of humor!!!
Yup! Years ago as a mainframe systems programmer, I put a wrapper around my boss’s terminal command processor executable so that at random, and approximately one time out of ten, when he tried to SUBMIT a job for execution, he got the message NOT TONIGHT BOB I HAVE A HEADACHE.
It took him a week to figure it out and fix it.
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Better make certain you have a good relationship with people that cook and serve your food too.
I prefer to removed their “D” key when they do something incredibly stupid. Love hearing them yell when they find out …. “I have no D !”
That’s your problem right there….you’re missing your “D”, snowflake
Just hit ‘Any’ key very carefully.
Beware of the evil that might reside in the hearts of the IT guys.
The key is black, but the ‘I’ is white.
“There’s no white in ‘I'” – SJW sports motivator.
Sometimes itz just fun to make Cousin IT think outside the Cheetos bag!
There’s also no gay and/or transgender aliens. Why is that?
Seems racist or whatever.
I’m betting we could get the left all worked up and wasting time fighting over the “gaylien” controversy.
…just keep in mind that the IT guy has access to your account, and if he’s any good he can load it up with anything from spam to child porn depending on how much you pissed him off, and copy it to bosses, wives, husbands, and Law Enforcement as he sees fit…
I told my boss that there is nothing more dangerous than a programmer with a sense of humor!!!
@Tailgun:
Yup! Years ago as a mainframe systems programmer, I put a wrapper around my boss’s terminal command processor executable so that at random, and approximately one time out of ten, when he tried to SUBMIT a job for execution, he got the message NOT TONIGHT BOB I HAVE A HEADACHE.
It took him a week to figure it out and fix it.
Better make certain you have a good relationship with people that cook and serve your food too.