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Daily Caller: Charles Barkley ripped into Jussie Smollett Thursday night.
Smollett was officially charged with felony disorderly conduct Thursday after he allegedly faked his own hate crime and paid the two men posing as white supremacists with a check to attack him. Barkley couldn’t get enough of Smollett’s alleged inability to pull off a good hoax.
Evidently, Jussie’s white Jewish half compelled him to pay his assailaints with a check, so that the payment to his MAGA Country attackers could be recorded by his accountant as a business deduction.
I would opine that the collective intelligence of Hollywood actors amounts to that of a nit. He should have had someone with a brain write the “Script” for him for his little act.
I saw that last night. Shaq was trying hard not to laugh….didn’t work.
It was funny.
Someone needs to write a book “Darwin Awards for dumb crooks” Maybe its out there and I’ve missed it. Smollett could be a honorable mention or better in it.
I wonder if Robert Kraft broke one out? Just saw he’s been charged.
“Spend all that money and time to get beat up? Jussie, You shoulda just gone to Liam Neesen’s neighborhood…”
Barkley has to be the best guy to hang out drinking with! Bar none.
Heh!
The new Jussie Smollett theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJqZie3Vfg
Also, he stole the idea of black white supremacists from Dave Chappelle.
Pay to the order of Muggers, for Mugging Supplies. That’s funny.
” If you’re going to break the law, do not write a check”.
…Unless you’re a Democrat. It didn’t hurt Jerry Springer any, he’s doing OK, you may have heard of him…
“Jerry Springer, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is using a television advertisement in which he acknowledges that he once paid for the services of a prostitute.
In the commercial, the 38-year-old former Mayor of Cincinnati sits before the camera and says: ”Nine years ago I spent time with a woman I shouldn’t have. And I paid her with a check. I wish I hadn’t done that. And the truth is, I wish no one would ever know. But in the rough world of politics, opponents are not about to let personal embarrassments lay to rest.””
https://www.nytimes.com/1982/05/25/us/ohio-candidate-tells-of-paying-for-prostitute.html
…actually, I think if MORE Democrats could get laid, prostitute or NOT, and ESPECIALLY the “lady” Democrats, it would REALLY help them with all that bitterness and anger, so maybe we missed a bet there and wouldn’t be here today if we gave ol’ Jer a pass THEN…
If only the late night so-called comedians were half as funny as Barkley.
When he was a player, I saw him go up to an opposing player taking an important free throw and said, “You’re so tight right now, you couldn’t get a pin up your butt with a jackhammer”.
Of course, the guy missed.
When I saw the JS photo at Drudge a while ago, it occurred to me that a T-shirt with FUCK TRUMP on it takes on a whole new meaning when worn by a homo.
Slavery will need to make a comeback for Smollette to find work again.
Lucky for him, come backs are his specialty.
A joke to insult three separate minorities
It was Jussie’s Jewish side that concocted the scheme
It was his gay side that thought up the noose
It was his black side that chose to pay with a personal check