lol You’re supposed to be watching the new viral video of Sandy playing with a dog.
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Dammit, I told myself today, not even Happy Tears!
Sincere thanks
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Playing with a dog?
Brings to mind this old story 🙂
“Three Dogs” joke
Hot 6 years ago
3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, “Why are you here?”
The Schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well. I’ve been having accidents in the house. My owner says I’m too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Schnauzer asks the poodle, “Why are you here?”
The Poodle responds, “I’ve not been myself lately. I’ve been especially high strung. I’ve been barking all the time, I’ve been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor’s kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can’t risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Poodle and Schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he is here.
The Great Dane responds, “My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I’m on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn’t help myself. ”
The Poodle asks, “So your owner brought you here to be put to sleep?”
The Great Dane says, “No, I’m just here to get my nails trimmed.”
hm, i’m imagining the dog teaches sandy how to keep her ass clean? no?
because the dog has a higher IQ than sandy and better hi-gene. amiright?
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Inigo Montoya,,,
That’s what might have killed your father,,,
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it’s possible, butt, i doubt it.
he got man handled by a ass clown like those 2 brothers in chi town did recently
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Inigo, know how much you are unrelenting in your pursuit, my friend, Godspeed to you!
And if you also happen to take out, I don’t know, a couple of hundred other ass clowns in chi town in the process, you are forever-ed owed and blessed!
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I had to look that one up.
That the frequency of that situaion is so high and it has turned into some form of entertainment is such a sad example of how low society has gone.
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Uhh … OK … Johnny … so … which one is Sandy Cortez?
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Oh Joy! Rapture!
Wait, she’s a DEMOCRAT? And she thinks communism works? Heck, even in Munchkinland and Oz, people worked for a living! Even Tin Man had a job, the heartless b*stard.
Brainless is one thing, she’s just STUPID. Not my kid!
lol You’re supposed to be watching the new viral video of Sandy playing with a dog.
Dammit, I told myself today, not even Happy Tears!
Sincere thanks
Playing with a dog?
Brings to mind this old story 🙂
“Three Dogs” joke
Hot 6 years ago
3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, “Why are you here?”
The Schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well. I’ve been having accidents in the house. My owner says I’m too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Schnauzer asks the poodle, “Why are you here?”
The Poodle responds, “I’ve not been myself lately. I’ve been especially high strung. I’ve been barking all the time, I’ve been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor’s kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can’t risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Poodle and Schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he is here.
The Great Dane responds, “My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I’m on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn’t help myself. ”
The Poodle asks, “So your owner brought you here to be put to sleep?”
The Great Dane says, “No, I’m just here to get my nails trimmed.”
http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Three_Dogs
hm, i’m imagining the dog teaches sandy how to keep her ass clean? no?
because the dog has a higher IQ than sandy and better hi-gene. amiright?
Inigo Montoya,,,
That’s what might have killed your father,,,
it’s possible, butt, i doubt it.
he got man handled by a ass clown like those 2 brothers in chi town did recently
Inigo, know how much you are unrelenting in your pursuit, my friend, Godspeed to you!
And if you also happen to take out, I don’t know, a couple of hundred other ass clowns in chi town in the process, you are forever-ed owed and blessed!
I had to look that one up.
That the frequency of that situaion is so high and it has turned into some form of entertainment is such a sad example of how low society has gone.
Uhh … OK … Johnny … so … which one is Sandy Cortez?
Oh Joy! Rapture!
Wait, she’s a DEMOCRAT? And she thinks communism works? Heck, even in Munchkinland and Oz, people worked for a living! Even Tin Man had a job, the heartless b*stard.
Brainless is one thing, she’s just STUPID. Not my kid!