Maher tried to “burn” middle America with some childish elitist crap and ended up looking like, as usual, a moron.
Bill Maher says red state voters are jealous of blue states: “We have chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee”
Chef Boyardee was a real person and a real chef, Ettore Boiardi. "Boyardee" is a phonetic spelling of his surname. He came to the US through Ellis Island and rose from floor-mopper to head chef at the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan. https://t.co/u3E62WcJrI
— ben shapiro is a fascist homonculus (@gin_and_tacos) February 23, 2019
He was also awarded the Gold Star order of excellence by the US War Dept for sending rations to troops during WWII.
ht/ hot salsa
Yeah, I really want to be just like ol’ peckersnoot.
I though old Mr. Richard Nose had died?
The self-appointed Prog elitists all think they are witty.
Their problem is, it’s only by half.
Aaaand everyone has access to Chef Boyardee foods. EVERYONE.
Can you say the same thing about Wolfie? No. You can’t.
I thought libs were all about “Access”? LOL
Note: I’m not clowning Wolfie. Just the smug greasy and pasty bastard in the post.
Yeah, like blue state blacks never eat Chef Boyardee.
Once again, when white elitists imagine blue states, it’s completely white. Otherwise he wouldn’t say such a stupid thing.
I’ll take a can of Boyardee over some overpriced scrap of food with one green bean served on a giant plate.
Why are so many people escaping from blue states to red states?
Mahr, your bigotry is showing.
Thanks for being honest for once.
Will mahr be in charge of one of the reeducation camps hillary clinton imagined?
If Maher really gave a shit about Puck, he wouldn’t put his name out like this to get people talking about him negatively. He’s an ass for doing it.
0 % of project dwellers eat at Wolfgang’s.
95 % have a can in the cupboard.
“Why are so many people escaping from blue states to red states?”
…so they can vote Democrat in the NEW state until it’s just as bad as the OLD state, @TP…
That’s hilarious Chef Boyareyouadumbfuknprogfart
#Billmarrisagenitalwart….
Given the environment where Maher plies his trade, an audience full of barking seals that flipper flaps on his every word, moral preening is a given.
Besides, we do the same thing, drawing delineation lines validates our positions. Lefties are the most shallow, narrow minded, miserable,bitter, lazy thinkers in probably the history of the planet. Here in the Bay Area I am surrounded by them. Group think, and the notion that the rest of their fellow lefties are just as beaten down and cranky as they are, rudderless and purposeless, keeps each one from sucking on their glocks at the end of the day, that is those that aren’t repulsed at even the mention of a firearm. It is a pitiful existence.
Doc. Check out Nasalis Larvatus or Proboscis Monkey.
This scummy little troglodyte has a huge penis hanging off his extremely punchable face. So who cares what ole’ penis breath has to say about anyone or anything anyway.
Every picture I see of Mahr, he looks like he’s eating a banana. Then, I realize it’s his nose, not a banana.
But then, he could eat his own nose if he got hungry. Not exactly one of Wolfgang’s inspired creations.
BTW, Puck seems to have his frozen concoctions in every super in the country. The Hatfields & McCoys back there in back-woods Kentucky may be aficionados of Puck’s stuff for all we known.
Chef Boyareyouadummy
With that schnozz, Mahr must go through 3 boxes of Kleenex a day when he has a sniffle. Imagine if he used the “close one nostril method” and blew it out of the other one. Cripes, the snot would cover a half acre.
In his defense, Bill wrote that monologue while Ann Coulter was giving him the best sloppy blow-job he has ever had.
This time the feckless cunt actually didn’t use her teeth.
Bonus! He was first in line as well this time. 🙂
After Ann was finished poor S.E. Cupp was left with sloppy seconds.
@TP February 24, 2019 at 1:04 pm
> Why are so many people escaping from blue states to red states?
Unconquered territory — land filled with Eloi, that will line up at the official bell.
Christopher Hitchens had the measure of Mahar’s audience correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECI4QK_mXA
We have Dwarf House, the Left has the House and this dwarf.
Best evidence ever for needing the electoral college.
God was not kind to Bill Maher. He put Bills dick where his nose was supposed to be and his nose where his dick was supposed to be.
Now, every time he sneezes he gets boogers in his pants.
After Hurricane Irma hit the Keys…The National Guard was
giving out Water …I pulled into the line…and just asked for
one case of water..(I’m not greedy) and the Young Soldier
gave Me a couple boxes of Food…I mentioned I didn’t need
the Food as I had prepared for the worst and stocked up( I’m not
Stupid) He said please take it …I did
It had Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli’s in it….
I’ve been addicted ever since….
Reminds Me of the Song by the Bare Naked Ladies
Basically saying “We’re rich now, and We don’t have to eat this
anymore….But We Will”
TheMule –
That just made my day.
I guess that’s why everyone with any sense is leaving those blue states for the red states, shitforbrains.
Maher is a type of expert on Chef Boyardee. He’s had a can of it stuffed up his ass for quite some time.
May his servants rise up to poison his blithe and arrogant self.
I’ll bet when people call him “dickface,” he secretly thinks, “I WISH…” 😳
@Junius
-“This scummy little troglodyte has a huge penis hanging off his extremely punchable face.”
When his schnozz gets long and upright, is it because he’s thinking of some girl or is it because he’s lying?
Stew on this.
https://cdn.qmap.pub/images/e31574dfa3f7c543dce82b06c56f5a86fcca1a09c4a8a676e3a6d25a54b61c65.jpg