I love fart jokes – the tears are running down my face!
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Momma – I worked with a guy who would have tears running down your face but not from humor. He had one hungover carpenter literally throwing up once. The guy was stuck on a scissor lift with him. I honestly thought he was going to jump.
. “Le Petomane Through Way”? Now what’ll that asshole think of next? Has anybody got a dime?
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An inside fart joke in Blazing Saddles that no one ever caught because no one knew till now who or what Le Petomane was. Way to go Mel for sneaking that one past us.
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Watching America’ Test Kitchen one Saturday Julia and Bridget were cooking baked beans, I could hardly believe what I heard, when Julia called them – Gossip Beans, they’re always talking behind your back. The pair had 2 or three more, but I don’t remember them.
For the unfortunate astronaut I guess they would be – Betrayal Beans.
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Uncontrollable surprise fart on an elevator,
Just turn to whoever is standing next to you and loudly ask,
‘Jesus, What did you eat?’
Works every time,,,
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OK, fart jokes are the best.
Beans, beans, are good for the heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
And now you’re ready for another meal.
In a movie, Mickey O’Rourke, playing a real Irishman, kept referring to his priest as “Farter”, with a sly smile on his face whenever he spoke the word.
The 1950’s TV show, Farter Knows Best.
In space, only an Alien can smell a fart.
To add to the Fart Foklore….
In ca 1973 a movie came out called the Groove Tube. In the movie (I think GT is the one), a flatulance artist was in a casting director’s office trying out for a part. He dropped pants, bent over, and farted out a popular tune. I think the actor/comedian’s name was Ed Blue, but I have never seen the clip on YouTube, and not much on Mr. Ed Blue, either.
I love fart jokes – the tears are running down my face!
Momma – I worked with a guy who would have tears running down your face but not from humor. He had one hungover carpenter literally throwing up once. The guy was stuck on a scissor lift with him. I honestly thought he was going to jump.
Lowest common denominator.
Can’t beat Blazing Saddles campfire scene!
Steve Martin – Mind if I fart?
https://youtu.be/DSMxFp0_U3U
I worked with a guy who could fart on demand.
Seriously, you could walk up to him and say “fart”, and he did.
that isn’t even funny how just plain stupid, but you can’t fix supid.
Being a scold, no way to go through life.
In space, no one can hear you fart.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
. “Le Petomane Through Way”? Now what’ll that asshole think of next? Has anybody got a dime?
An inside fart joke in Blazing Saddles that no one ever caught because no one knew till now who or what Le Petomane was. Way to go Mel for sneaking that one past us.
Watching America’ Test Kitchen one Saturday Julia and Bridget were cooking baked beans, I could hardly believe what I heard, when Julia called them – Gossip Beans, they’re always talking behind your back. The pair had 2 or three more, but I don’t remember them.
For the unfortunate astronaut I guess they would be – Betrayal Beans.
Uncontrollable surprise fart on an elevator,
Just turn to whoever is standing next to you and loudly ask,
‘Jesus, What did you eat?’
Works every time,,,
OK, fart jokes are the best.
Beans, beans, are good for the heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
And now you’re ready for another meal.
In a movie, Mickey O’Rourke, playing a real Irishman, kept referring to his priest as “Farter”, with a sly smile on his face whenever he spoke the word.
The 1950’s TV show, Farter Knows Best.
In space, only an Alien can smell a fart.
To add to the Fart Foklore….
In ca 1973 a movie came out called the Groove Tube. In the movie (I think GT is the one), a flatulance artist was in a casting director’s office trying out for a part. He dropped pants, bent over, and farted out a popular tune. I think the actor/comedian’s name was Ed Blue, but I have never seen the clip on YouTube, and not much on Mr. Ed Blue, either.
Anybody else remember it?