All the contest entries can be viewed Here
First up, HONORABLE MENTIONS:
The JUST PLAIN MEAN Category:
The Inebriation Proclamation:
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A Miscellaneous Category:
Supernightshade-
GOD, I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE THAT LEMON GUY. HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO TOUCH MY…WHAT? WHAT’S A CHYRON? IT DOES WHAT?!? AND IT HAS SPEECH-TO-TEXT, TOO? OH, SHIT, I AM SO FIRED..
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Ooh, SO CLOSE!:
toby miles-
Breaking News: Unconfirmed sources verify off the record that anticipated reports are expected to be uncovered soon.
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Groucho Marxist-
Alan Krueger, a Princeton University economist who was blamed for obamanomics committed suicide today. Trump’s economy at fault.
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GUN GOES OFF KILLING 69 INNOCENT PEOPLE….SHOOTER SAYS NONE OF HIS 23 GENDERS KNOW WHAT HAPPENED….
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Vietvet-
“BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP AND KIM JONG-UN SIGN HISTORIC PEACE TREATY ENDING KOREAN WAR. OBAMA GIVEN SECOND NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR LAYING THE GROUNDWORK”.
AND THE WINNER is…
Jimmy-
Are Trump’s Fingers Longer Or Is That A Body Double?
(Jimmy, contact BFH. BigFurHat@gmail.com)
Congrats Jimmy!
All are hilarious!
Y’all are funny. I got a headache trying to decide.
Congrats, Jimmy!
Do I pick the next judge? lol
Excellent choice for the win. I howled when I read it.
Good job, all. Funny stuff all around.
Oh, and THIS CONTEST SUCK
Gratz Jimmy, /Salute. Well done!!!.
I also want to give all the staff and commenter’s here at https://iotwreport.com a BIG /Salute as well. Never a dull moment around here for sure. Nothing but love for all of ya!
P.S. I haven’t seen an AOC post around here for quite a while… Am I to assume that Perhaps her 15 minutes are up??? If So,
Thank you,
Thank you,
THANK YOU!
LuvntheBIGsites – Cortex has been pretty quiet since that whole campaign fraud, huh? lol
I just now read this. Didn’t expect it! LITERALLY!
(All the comments in the contest made me laugh.)
Well done! Great contest. 😂😂😂
Your CNN graphic is hilarious!
Congratulations, Jimmy! Toby miles, that first one made me glad I hadn’t just taken a drink of water.
Is Ooh, so close, a higher rating than honorable mention?
Congrats Jimmy!!
Chalupa, you had so many funny ones that I lost count. Like this one:
“POPE FRANCIS INVITES 500 POUND MUSLIM WOMAN TO CONDUCT MASS….”
I almost fell over backwards picturing it.
joe6pak, damn near.
MJA, thanks for clearing that up.
Jimbo!
Chalupa…. We were this close to a sister kisser
Hey Jimmy, I drove though Seattle today going north, then south, with my signs on my truck. You will be impressed that even in Seattle those signs get many more favorable responses than negative. One of the guys today pulled along side me on his Harley, he was all decked out in black leather and had a Darth Vader type of helmet. He gave me quick wave with a peace sign, then roared off.
There were so many great comments up and down that thread! Congratulations Jimmy! Outstanding.
personally, i would have gone with
“this is CNN….don’t say we didn’t warn you”
don’t remember who posted it, tho……
“Is Ooh, so close, a higher rating than honorable mention?”
.. the second place medal is Mine! MINE, I TELLS YA, @joe6pak! My PREEECIOUSSSS!!!
@Jimmy – thanks I gave it heck!! In the spirit of CNN and Barry Obozo – at some point I’ve won enough contests.
@Groucho – you want an IOTW badge out of that mythical bag full you say I have? 🙂
@joe6pak – I try not to “go in there” (southbound, in my case). If you approach Seattle from US99 in Snohomish County, the indigents (and their driving habits) progressively zombify as you go south. By the time you reach Seattle, they look different, vote different, smell different, drive different… and they drive me nuts. (For example, you have about a 50% chance of anyone completing a left turn regardless of traffic. This used to be typical of only Ballard residents.)
I’d like to thank the Brewery…and My esteemed Colleagues.
Jimmy way to go.
congrats Jimmy!
Ballard residents, say no more. One thing that is almost as satisfying as pro-Trump responses is the looney toons that flip you off. A couple weeks ago, a fairly nice looking young lady in a Lexus style SUV made a point to pull along side me and give me the finger. I have tinted windows so she probably didn’t see me smile and wave. The opposition has to be defeated, and we can’t be ashamed or scared to show our support for those we are voting for. With that being said, it’s for that reason I’m giving these signs away. We need to proudly show our support for our conservative candidates, and in this case it is President Donald Trump. Those of you that MJA singled out as “Ooh, so close”, if you were to send BFH your address I’m sure he will get it to me and I’ll send you a magnetic sign. But you need to display it somehow.
Congrats, Jimmy!
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(P.S. – I really hate to admit this, but I don’t get the reference to Trump’s fingers. I haven’t been keeping up with the news lately, though, so that probably explains it.)
Congrats, Jimmy!
But, I want to see Zonga’s come true…
@Vietvet – During the primaries, there was some discussion of hand size = dick size, with Rubio trying to make it about “Hand Size”, which was his beta way of making it an actual dick-measuring contest. Obviously, our President dealt with him out of “hand”, and the rest is history…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve6I92hEozo
@Supernightshade: Ah so. I vaguely remember hearing the issue about small hand size now. I think it was the “longer fingers” reference that threw me. Thanks for the explanation.
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Good stuff!!! All of it!!!