DC: An American scholar of Islam publicly praised the Sultan of Brunei for instituting death by stoning for “rectum-sex enthusiasts” in accordance with Sharia law.
Daniel Haqiqatjou, a Harvard alumnus and scholar of Islam, wrote an article on social media Saturday in which he fawned over the Sultan of Brunei for instituting the death penalty for “rectum-sex enthusiasts.” He urged other Muslim countries to follow suit. Haqiqatjou founded the Alasna Institute, which provides training in Islamic apologetics, and has been featured in articles on CNN, The Washington Post, Al Jazeera, The Atlantic and First Things.
“If you have had a rough week or are feeling down in the dumps, I have just the news to cheer you up. The Muslim country of Brunei is implementing hudud to crack down on sodomites and fornicators!” Haqiqatjou wrote on his website MuslimSkeptic, using the Arabic word meaning “punishments mandated by God.”
“The Sharia protects all of our rights, individually and communally. When rectum-sex enthusiasts are allowed to promote their gender-bending degeneracy openly, that deeply harms all of us,” he added.
SNIP: The Left loves Daniel Haquicklock . He pretended to be one of them… The ‘tolerant’ ones. What will they do now?
“If you have had a rough week or are feeling down in the dumps, I have just the news to cheer you up. The Muslim country of Brunei is implementing hudud to crack down on sodomites and fornicators!”
LOL! sounds like a joke.
I,m sure Omar and the other pro Muslim Congressthings. along with the LBGTQ community, will be speaking out on this and in total condemnation of it.
fudge packers beware, a rocky road awaits.
Allah be praised.
“rectum-sex enthusiasts” sounds like a bay area club…
rectum-sex enthusiasts……… Never heard it described that way. It sounds so fun! Who wants to give it a try??? No, not with me!!!!
‘feeling down in the dumps’
Writes itself,,,
rectum-sex enthusiasts franchises available. Be the first in your city to open one. Financing available through the Clinton Foundation.
Contact Barack H. Obama, south Chicago, USA
Fritz the Cat made me think of this.
(To the music of ♪♫ “Up On The Roof” ♪♫)
When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face (Up on your _____)
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space (Up on your _____)
…
(I couldn’t fill in the blanks. I despise rump roasters and Muslims, alike, but if I had to choose one over the other, I’d pick American rump roasters and their freedom to be perverts in their own bedrooms over Muslims any day.)
Rectum sex enthusiasts? Back in my day they just called us faggots.
sounds awfully homophobic to me. I’m sure he’ll be called on that, right before he replies ‘islamophobic’
he should just move there. I’m sure the UNHCR will not do anything about it.
Barry Soreto hardest hit
The ghost of Rock Hudson
Hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but I just just gave you a “Thumbs Up’,,
“Born On The Brunei”
Now, when I was just a little boy,
Standin’ to my Daddy’s knee,
My poppa said, “Son, don’t let the mohammed get you
Do what he done to me.”
‘Cause he’ll get you,
‘Cause he’ll get you now, now.
And I can remember a young mans thighs,
Runnin’ through the backwood, bare.
And I can still hear old mohammed barkin’,
Chasin’ down a hudad there.
Chasin’ down a hudad there.
[Chorus:]
Born on the Brunei;
Born on the Brunei;
Born on the Brunei.
Wow. Obama dodged the bullet on this one. Good thing for him they came up with this law after he had to start paying for his own trips to Muslim countries.
There goes about 3/4 of the jihadis.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Yeah sure, another day of happy horseshit.
A muslim, an ‘islamic scholar’ no less, weighs in against butt sex. Okey dokey then, EXCEPT TAQQIYA !!!
It would have been more plausible if he commended PETA for defending goats that just say Noooooo-oooooh!!
Rectum like Uranus is one of those funny sounding words of the English language. Why don’t they call the rectum a sphincter like it really is? And in the immortal words of The Firesign Theater it’s time to call in Sgt. Sphincter of the Dirt Patrol. He’d probably recommend using Napalmolive to remedy the situation.
What a slippery slope these types of expressions present.
Let me guess: “Rectum-sex Enthusiasts” doesn’t apply to goats?
Little boys?
Little girls?
Sheep?
Camels?
Infidels?
I have a feeling that the moslems have a very stringent definition.
izlamo delenda est …
Brunei must sound too much like Brown Eye!
@Geoff: The Rectum and the sphincter are two different things. The rectum is the last part of the large intestine, the “tube”. The sphincter is the term to describe the complex of muscles that control the opening. The opening is the anus. Thus ends our anatomical lesson for today.
If the alphabet soup groups protest, I’d encourage them to go to Bruneian put their money where their mouths are. Of course, they’d have to empty their mouths first.
*Chews Popcorn thoughtfully* 😁
Rectum-sex enthusiasts… Sounds like this could be the next Olympic event in whut… Paris 2024?
Whuta bout when eht wifey gives a littlte brown-eye?