I know most of the comments will be of the variety that says I’m being kind, that Swalwell is full retard. Let’s not be hyperbolic. Obviously, he’s not.
But I do get the vibe that he was left in the deep end a little too long and he was revived and the family never spoke about it to anyone.
I’M NOT KIDDING.
There is something wrong with this guy.
He reminds me of Glen, from The Ringer-
His campaign video is a giant flop on YouTube. Check out the down votes.
Well, he is a California lib so that all by itself penalizes him 20-30 IQ points.
Hah, did you see him at the gun range the other day? Now he wants to ban them all. That’s his platform. Seems to be a big disconnect in logic here in the space of two weeks.
He likely has access to a lot of information but can’t figure out how to use it well. Sort of like connecting an old IBM PC Junior to the Library of Congress.
“Mildly”?
✔️
He should be the mascot for the Special Olympics. No costume required.
LOLOL. I know the movie, and yes, that’s him.
I’ve been saying the boy is slow. Mean/slow. Which makes him Biden. Could you imagine a debate with those two?
And when is he going to get some ointment for that herpes on his bottom lip?
A clean-cut version ofAOC.
He seems to like taking selfies in the snow and threatening gun owners with nukes. He is a sharp one! I am proud that I am one of his down votes.
SLINGBLADE!!!!!!!!!
Go big. Be bold. Do good. Stal well. What a fookin’ goof!
THIS ERIC SUCK
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Actually I think he is one of the smarter Democrats. You want to see a real ignoramus, look at little Teddy Lieu, THE dumbest Asian on the planet. Take a look at what Candace Owens did to him;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-poqjet5mY
Seems wound rather tight,could blow any time.
@Aaron Burr: I reckon you’re readin’ this comment right now in my voice.
Mmmmm Hmmmm…
This guy represents the ‘hood I grew up in… Or at least a portion of it… Of course, I got sent to my Grandparents out in the rural Kali and handed a brick of .22 every summer from age 9 or so… So the BS didn’t take, and I can barely communicate with my old classmates.
Let’s just say… There used to be a lot of Meth being cooked in what is now his district. It’s gotten somewhat gentrified, but… In this case “gentrified” means they’re now homeless, and living off stealing from the tech types that are renting their former section 8 units for $4k/mo…
This is going to be a real close one for the Socialist-Demographic-Reparations Party. As I see it, Beto has the Spastics swooning; Kirsten has her finger on the Tactile voters; Petey has the white Rectum-Sex Enthusiasts cornered; Cory has the colored Rectum-Sex Enthusiasts hemmed in; Kalamity has the Curry Coons corralled; Bernie has the Socialist-Communist voters locked up; Hick has the closeted Capitalist voters; Lizzie has the Fake Injuns; Kloby has all the voters who eat with their combs; Tulsi has the Hindus; and this guy, Swalwell has the retards. This leaves all those Creepy Gropers in Joey’s column. The big unanswered question is if any one of these incredible, fabulous candidates can create a coalition out of all these really special interests? This is going to be a lot more fun than the last time, when President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton rigged her nomination.
You mean Eric “It’s Just a Cold Sore” Swalwell?
I’m sure I wouldn’t agree with his politics, (really don’t know much about the fella), but he seems like an average mild-mannered mid-western to me, at least in that video. Maybe I’m missing something.
Rich Taylor @ I just love links like that. Candace Owens rocks. Naddler jus pee he pants, Lieu jus shit he pants. LMAO. MAGA
Just wondering: Did he play a banjo in Deliverance?
Yeah, little Ted looked like some one who just had an inch taken off of his already little 2 inch dick.
One of the reasons I’m really gonna miss Trey Gowdy, he did not suffer fools easily.
Nothing grinds my gears more than when intellectually bereft munchkin congress critters grandstand during these hearings. It is usually brand new wet behind the ears representatives, emboldened because their party holds the majority, who needs crib notes to formulate any cogent sentences, and always look dumb in the process. They need to be verbally put down, hard.
Slingblade, you’re right. (typed in Mr. Spacelys voice)
I would add that Swallwell has a lot of Eddie Haskell traits. An overinflated sense of his intellect and his charms and a transparently conniving shitpickle. Weasely and gets exposed as a fraud in every episode.
Actually, that’s the best he’s ever looked and sounded, from what I’ve seen and heard of him.
I think I’d really like his parents. Best line of the ad, “We raised all our five kids the same and one of them turned out to be a Democrat!”
He breathes through his eye lids.
He sounds like a young Washington Governor Jay Inslee: Governor Dim Bulb.
Who the fudge is “Jimmy”? I thought we worked all this out.
Mildly? I’ll go bold and say it…he’s got the IQ of a troglodite.
I think Glen from The Ringer should run for president on the democrat ticket. It’ll help balance out the stupidity with some common sense.
Shit, he’s already smarter than AOC.
@Aaron Burr: ‘Top Jimmy’ and ‘Other Jimmy’ all suck. 😀
He has cold, dead eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. I think he has had one too many doses of Thorazine in his past.
He talks out of both sides of his mouth. Why do these libidiots think it’s cool and edgy to swear?
They jump all over Pres. Trump for saying “fake news” and then swear like they’re trying to sound every day blue collar American.
Sorry lefties, it’s not working.
Middle ground autistic with severe learning disabilities.
He should see an American Dentist for that missing tooth, and Doctor, for that blister. And maybe a Psychiatrist.
“Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good…That sucks for a slogan, mom.”
“Now Eric, the nice woman at the library explained why you can’t use “Go, Dog, Go”.
“She needs to be nuked.”
“Eric! Settle down this instant, or no more TV time this week!”
“Aww, ma, it’s not fair!”
Even when lib reporters correct him, he still doubles and triples down. And as they stare at him like he has a third lip, he just keeps on talking.
MJA that’s his debate style. From the “I know you are but what am I” school
Smalwell
Hoo Hee
Does anyone listen to him.
And if so,
WHY ?
That new Space Herpes is a real bitch. Probably shedding from every pore in his body, budding from every neuron it hasn’t destroyed.
Most Americans agree….who are these Americans he speaks of?
Who the hell does he think would vote for him? Not many people in my neck of the woods who are going to vote for a guy who says he will take our guns and even folks who don’t own a gun aren’t going to vote for a guy that says if we don’t give them to him, he will nuke us.
I’ll give the parents a clue, the only one of five children who is a democrat, just might have something to do with him being the first in his family to go to college.
It’s not slowness, it’s the uncanny valley. High-functioning NPC.
@Old Racist White Woman, my thoughts exactly.
$100,000.00 in Student Loan Debt??. Oh my God! The thought of putting such a decision maker in charge of community decision making is like the worst decision ever.