We reported a couple of weeks ago that astronomers had captured an image of a black hole.
#BreakingNews Astronomers capture first image of a #BlackHole! @ESO @ALMAObs & APEX contributed to observations of gargantuan black hole at the heart of galaxy Messier 87.#RealBlackHole
Web: https://t.co/CTJHrg5MN9
Press Release: https://t.co/HKGF6eG4ru
Credit: EHT Collaboration pic.twitter.com/MOqSNr2rxh— ESO (@ESO) April 10, 2019
Excuse me, I was expecting an Obama joke…
Looked better on Star Trek.
Just like socialism – sucks in everything worth anything and emits death and destruction.
izlamo delenda est …
Maxine Waters brain, where facts and truth are sucked in, never be spoken again.
Next, they give us a picture of a black penis, then a black vagina.
Science!
It really is amazing, just try and put a boundary on space. Where does it end?
Shouldn’t it be African-American Hole?
The Obamas are black aholes. Who needs to travel that far into space to find ’em? Plus, you’ve got Sharpton, Jackson, Lemon, Louie, Smollett, Holder, need I go on?
I see black ho’s downtown every day. Never thought about photographing one.
So if I beam infrared radiation in it’s general direction, it will all disappear?
Hmm…
How much money has Al Gore made off of global warming? And who’s got a few extra IOTW bucks in their pocketses?
Doesnt look like it, but it is an anazing, amazing achievement.
The thing is otherwise invisible and 93 million LIGHT YEARS away.
Speaking of sucking black hole, AG Barr just turned one inside out and is investigating the FBI and obama.
What is up with Fur repeatedly posting stories and pictures about inviting orifices? First the Swallwell 5000. Now this.
And now the site is telling me i am prematurely posting comments. Sorry. I got a bit excited.
All I can think of now is Krispy Kreme..
And for examples of ‘white holes,’ may we present the Clinton’s?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole
Rep. Hank Johnson is preparing his speech about how this may cause Guam to tip over and get sucked into the black hole.
“Excuse me, I was expecting an Obama joke…”
RickeyG. Here:
Who took a picture of Michelle Obama’s starfish?
That would be called “A Black A-Hole”
No, that would be a black a-hole’s a-hole.
That really sucks.
Black Holes 🕳 Matter
Jethro says they got lots of black ho’s down in the city. He’s gonna take some polaroids next week when he goes to see Miss Hathaway’s new pet beaver.
Just now captured a Black Hole?
Nah, got a few decades to research you lazy bastards.
https://www.bandwmag.com/galleries/bw/contests/3/categories/3/photographs/4661
Writes itself,,,
I thought that was Congress……………..
Does it suck up everything around it, like in the movies.
Scotty, give me all you got or we’ll never escape congress.