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Unruly Passenger Moons the Rest of the Plane

Thursday, 11 April 2019, 12:01 BFH Uncategorized 21

There’s an Air Lingus joke waiting to be written.

JD Hasty sent this in with the quip “If Golden Corral Had Wings.”

Air travel just ain’t what it used to be-

21 Comments on Unruly Passenger Moons the Rest of the Plane

  5. Tony R … yep, everyone is special. Rules for others. I fly quite a bit, and glad I wasn’t on that plane… the laughing was bad too. It would be worth it to grab her by the short hairs and drag her out. I’d probably get detained/arrested/banned.
    Mental illness is problem #1 in this country

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  6. My first flight, Frankfort to NYC, PanAm prop plane, I remember a bar down a circular stairway.
    That’s where Dad stayed.
    My bowtie was brown, with little orange triangles.
    It took a while but not near as long as the boat ride over.
    I was tethered to Mom whenever we were out of the stateroom, prone to making a break for it.
    Had a harness, just like a Pug, she would probably get reported today.
    Today, if I can’t drive, I aint goin’.

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  10. Video #1 What a self-indulgent twat. Loved the ‘way to be trashy’ shoutout though.
    Video #2 – Loved the stewardess lights the guy’s cigarette (yes, that was her title before WLM)! Awesome. Plus, no seat belts? Oh, the innocence.

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  15. When they say Airbus, they mean it. Airplanes are the Las Vegas to union station los angeles greyhound bus. The quality of passengers has really gone down. I feel bad for the people flying on business, wearing suits, and some ass is sitting next to them licking sandwich fixins off his fingers and belching along to Gangnam Style on his headphones.

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  16. Being a Tramp is easy, they have no shame.
    Being a Woman is an artful and beautiful thing.
    Being a Mother is a dignified calling.
    This lady doesn’t even qualify to be called an American.

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  18. I once had a flight via Air Canada from Seattle to London. I sat next to a Sikh man and had a long interesting conversation. We were pampered constantly by the attendants, the food was great, and occasionally the captain would tell a funny story over the intercom. When we touched down at Heathrow with barely a bump every passenger erupted into spontaneous applause. I’ve never seen anything like it.

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  19. A few years ago I was flying back from France and was stuck next to a freakazoid Spaniard who, among other weird behaviors, was trying to get comfortable to sleep and his head ended up against my thigh and that is when I discovered using the armrest as a sort of guillotine was an excellent way to send a universally understood message to keep your damned body parts away from mine. He moved to another seat.

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