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Contest – The Theme Song For the Democrat Primary Debates

Someone on Twitter suggested FREE RIDE-

So I’ve Come Here To Give You a Hand, and Lead You Into the Promise Land.

So, C’mon and Take a Free Ride.

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That’s a hard one to beat, but we can try.

 

195 Comments on Contest – The Theme Song For the Democrat Primary Debates

  1. “Taxman” by the Beatles.

    If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,
    If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.
    If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat,
    If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

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  2. It’s Free Swipe Yo EBT by Chapter Jackson

    It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free

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    The state of California I need to warn you Free welfare free dental free food Mama say’s she can’t take me to school Why am I hungry and we get free food.
    Free housing free day care free clothes.
    This is where the tax payer money goes.
    Ooh a bugger in my nose.
    We all share chonees and socks.
    Did mamma’s check come in the mailbox?
    Pre All you have to do is fuck And 9 months later you’re getting the big bucks But all you have to do is fuck And 9 months later you’re getting the big bucks All you have to do is fuck And 9 months later you’re getting the big bucks But all you have to do is fuck

    It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free!
    You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free

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    California wake up If they don’t get they’re money
    They’re going to kick Yo butt At the county building standing in line It’s to late they’re not passing out Anymore vouchers for section 8 It’s to late they’re not passing out any more vouchers for section 8 They turned me away

    Pre All you have to do is fuck 9 months later you’re getting the big bucks
    But all you have to do is fuck 9 months later you’re getting the big bucks
    All you have to do is fuck 9 months later you’re getting the big bucks
    But all you have to do is fuck 9 months later you’re getting the big bucks

    It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free

    Now yall need to be sitting here now Let’s go get this money Man I want some subway Hot Cheetos Some Starburst Fish and French fries Some Jolly Rancher Lemonade A mamma!
    Did they approve us for section 8 cause I
    don’t want go to Granny’s house anymore, anymore!
    I want some airheads
    Hot Cheetos I want some nachos Oh I want some pizza Noodles- Ravioli Ohh!
    I want a pickle with some Kool-Aid
    See that’s just ghetto You’ll want too much stuff I want everything in the store

    It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free!
    Swipe Yo EBT Free!
    Swipe Yo EBT It’s free!
    You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free
    EBT!!!!!!

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  3. Welcome To The Jungle

    “Welcome to the jungle
    We’ve got fun ‘n’ games
    We got everything you want
    Honey, we know the names
    We are the people that can find
    Whatever you may need
    If you got the money, honey
    We got your disease”

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  4. Bennie (Bernie) & The Jets.
    They all harp “Green New Deal”, yet jet all over the country. They need to practice what they preach & use bicycles, or better yet just walk.

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  5. For Joe Biden in keeping with Trump’s success with a Rolling Stones tune….

    Baby, You’re Out of Time

    You don’t know what’s going on
    You’ve been away for far too long
    You can’t come back and think you are still mine
    You’re out of touch, my baby
    My poor discarded baby
    I said, baby, baby, baby, you’re out of time
    Well, baby, baby, baby, you’re out of time
    I said, baby, baby, baby, you’re out of time
    You are all left out
    Out of there without a doubt
    ‘Cause baby, baby, baby, you’re out of time

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  6. Anonymous — But you don’t know how many people read the serious threads. It’s just that commenting sometimes feels like beating a dead horse. It’s just as important to have a laugh these days.

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  7. They’d never pick this one for themselves, so I’ll pick it for them:

    Pride of Man, written by Hamilton Camp, as performed by Quicksilver Messenger Service (1968) with John Cippolina on guitar.

    Pride of Man

    Turn around, go back down
    Back the way you came
    Can’t you see that flash of fire
    Ten times brighter then the day
    And behold a mighty city
    Broken in the dust again

    Oh God, pride of man
    Broken in the dust again

    Turn around, go back down
    Back the way you came
    Babylon is laid to waste
    Egypt’s buried in her shame

    Their mighty men are all beaten down
    Their kings are fallin’ in the ways

    Oh God, pride of man
    Broken in the dust again

    Turn around, go back down
    Back the way you came
    Terror is on every sign
    Though our leaders are dismayed
    All those who place their faith in fire
    In fire their fate shall be repaid

    Oh God, pride of man
    Broken in the dust again

    Turn around, go back down
    Back the way you came
    And shout a warning to the nation
    That the sword of God is raised
    Get Babylon backed by its city
    Rich in treasure, wide in fame

    Oh God, pride of man
    Broken in the dust again

    Yeah!

    Ahhhhhh
    Ahhhhhh
    Ahh ahh ahh ahh

    And it shall cause your tower to fall
    Make of you a pyre of flame
    Oh, you who dwell on many waters
    Rich in treasure, wide in fame
    You bow unto your… your god of gold
    Your pride of might shall be a shame
    For only God can lead his people
    Back unto the earth again

    Oh God, pride of man
    Broken in the dust again

    Our holy mountain be restored
    And mercy on the people
    The people
    Ahhhhhhh ahhhh

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  8. Anonymous — this country is f’cked up because one side was doing this very thing for thirty years, while the other side just sat there and shrugged it off.

    See Alinsky’s rule #5 — Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

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  9. “Timothy”… They’re going to be cannibalizing each other …

    Trapped in a primary that had caved in
    And everyone knows the only ones left
    Were Joe and Bernie and Liz
    When they broke through to pull us free
    The only ones left to tell the tale
    Were Joe and Liz
    Bernie, Bernie, where on earth did you go?
    Bernie, Bernie, God why don’t we know?

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  10. N.I.B (Nativity In Black), Black Sabbath

    “Follow me now and you will not regret
    Leaving the life you led before we met
    You are the first to have this love of mine
    Forever with me ’til the end of time

    Your love for me has just got to be real
    Before you know the way I’m going to feel
    I’m going to feel
    I’m going to feel

    Oh Yeah!
    Now, I have you with me, under my power
    Our love grows stronger, now, with every hour
    Look into my eyes, you’ll see who I am
    My name is Lucifer, please take my hand”

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  11. I’d love to change the World
    Ten Years After

    Everywhere is freaks and hairies
    Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
    Tax the rich, feed the poor
    ‘Til there are no rich no more?

    I’d love to change the world
    But I don’t know what to do
    So I’ll leave it up to you

    Population keeps on breeding
    Nation bleeding, still more feeding economy
    Life is funny, skies are sunny
    Bees make honey, who needs money, Monopoly

    I’d love to change the world
    But I don’t know what to do
    So I’ll leave it up to you

    World pollution, there’s no solution
    Institution, electrocution
    Just black and white, rich or poor
    Them and us, stop the war

    I’d love to change the world
    But I don’t know what to do
    So I’ll leave it up to you

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  12. …Democrats tend to jerk each other off whenever they gather in large groups (cf. The Oscars, The Emmys, any University, etc.), so either “I Touch Myself” by the Devinyls or (for a feminist/trans touch) “She Bop” by Cyndi Lauper…

    Devinyls

    “…I close my eyes and see you before me
    Think I would die if you were to ignore me
    A fool could see just how much I adore you
    I’d get down on my knees, I’d do anything for you

    I don’t want anybody else
    When I think about you, I touch myself
    Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

    I love myself, I want you to love me
    When I feel down, I want you above me
    I search myself, I want you to find me
    I forget myself, I want you to remind me…”

    She bop

    “….Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperon
    Because I can’t stop messin’ with the danger zone
    Hey, I won’t worry, and I won’t fret
    Ain’t no law against it yet, oh she bop, she bop”

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  13. “Eat The Rich” (Krokus)

    “I’ve been down, I’ve been beat
    I’ve been tossed into the street
    Beggin’ nickels, beggin’ dimes
    Just to get my bottle of wine
    Some say life she’s a lady
    Kinda soft, kinda shady
    I can tell you life is rich
    She’s no lady, she’s a bitch
    1.They suck my body out
    But friend there is no doubt
    I’m gonna pay the devil his dues
    Cause I’m sick of being abused
    Eat the rich, eat the rich
    Don’t you know life is a bitch
    Eat the rich, eat the rich
    Out of the palace and into the ditch”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8EZW7-NSNI

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  14. “Fear Is Never Boring”, The Raisins

    “mama’s little baby likes fear and torture
    mama’s little darling likes violent sex
    she thinks she’s queen victoria
    ridin’ the pony express

    oh no trouble now
    are your nerves failing
    don’t come unglued
    if your heart skips a beat
    stay on your feet
    don’t throw that moment away

    no no no no no no no yeah
    feeling good ain’t bein’ happy
    no no no no no no no yes
    taking care ain’t being there
    I’m out on a limb where the fun begins
    fear is never boring

    I think I see a spark
    hear voices in the dark
    they tell me don’t lose heart
    stiff upper lip
    stick to your guns
    don’t let ‘er rip
    don’t throw that moment away”

    https://www.streetdirectory.com/lyricadvisor/song/ceuwac/fear_is_never_boring/

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  15. “The Lumberjack Song”, Monty Python

    “He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    He sleeps all night and works all day

    PALIN
    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers
    I put on women’s clothing
    And hang around in bars

    MOUNTIES CHOIR
    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
    He likes to press wild flowers
    He puts on women’s clothing
    And hangs around in bars…?

    (The choir begins to look uncomfortable, but brightens up as they go into the chorus.)

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    He sleeps all night and works all day

    PALIN
    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I were a girlie
    Just like my dear papa”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Npi6PccBk

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  16. “Dirty Laundry”, Don Henley

    “I make my living off the evening news
    Just give me something-something I can use
    People love it when you lose,
    They love dirty laundry
    Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
    I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
    Come and whisper in my ear
    Give us dirty laundry”

    https://youtu.be/YHimia_Fxzs

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  17. “Rock You Like A Hurricane”, Scorpions

    “It’s early morning
    The sun comes out
    Last night was shaking
    And pretty loud
    My cat is purring
    And scratches my skin
    So what is wrong
    With another sin
    The bitch is hungry
    She needs to tell
    So give her inches
    And feed her well
    More days to come
    New places to go
    I’ve got to leave
    It’s time for a show”

    https://youtu.be/CGfKi6kpdTQ

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  18. …well, since the Democrat slate is largely compromised of males of dubious sexuality, how about…

    “It’s Raining Men”

    “It’s raining men, hallelujah, it’s raining men, amen
    I’m gonna go out to run and let myself get
    Absolutely soaking wet
    It’s raining men, hallelujah
    It’s raining men, every specimen
    Tall, blonde, dark and lean
    Rough and tough and strong and mean

    God bless mother nature, she’s a single woman too
    She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
    She taught every angel she rearranged the sky
    So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
    Oh, it’s raining men, yeah”

    https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E

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  19. …how about “Die Motherfucker Die” by Dope? (Slight language warning)

    “I don’t need your forgiveness
    I don’t need your hate
    I don’t need your acceptance
    So what should I do
    I don’t need your resistance
    I don’t need your prayers
    I don’t need no religion
    I don’t need a thing from you
    I don’t do what I’ve been told
    Your so lame why don’t you
    Just go
    Die mother fucker die mother fucker die”

    https://youtu.be/-LdYXYNtPJI

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  20. …because EVERY Democrat thinks THEY are The Chosen One, how ’bout “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” by Tears for Fears?

    “I can’t stand this indecision
    Married with a lack of vision
    Everybody wants to rule the world

    Say that you’ll never, never, never, need it
    One headline, why believe it?
    Everybody wants to rule the world

    All for freedom and for pleasure
    Nothing ever lasts forever
    Everybody wants to rule the world”

    https://youtu.be/lWqry5G4dBs

    .. ok, I’ll stop…

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  21. …ok, sorry, one more…

    “I like ’em round, and big
    And when I’m throwin’ a gig
    I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
    Now here’s my scandal
    I want to get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
    ‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want ’em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
    Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
    So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
    Knock-kneed bimbos walkin’ like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
    I won’t cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck
    Til the break of dawn”

    “Baby Got Back”, Sir Mix-A-Lot

    https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

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  22. The Joe Biden song…

    “Hey baby, if you’re falling down, I know what’s good for you all day
    Are you worried what your friends see
    And will it ruin your reputation loving me?
    ‘Cause I’m a dirty white boy, yeah a dirty white boy, a dirty white boy
    Don’t drive no big black car, don’t like no Hollywood movie stars
    You want me to be true to you, you don’t give a damn what I do to you
    I’m just a dirty white boy (dirty white boy) dirty white boy (dirty white boy)
    Dirty white boy, dirty white boy
    Well I’m a dirty white boy, (dirty white boy), dirty white boy, yeah dirty white boy
    A dirty white boy”

    https://youtu.be/26YBymheInI

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  23. Finally, one i can do!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uKbIkYGsIg

    Rejoice and be glad for the Springtime has come
    We can throw down our shovels and go on the bum
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

    The Springtime has come and I’m just out of jail
    Without any money, without any bail
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

    I went to a house and I rapped on the door
    And the lady says, “Bum, bum, you’ve been here before”
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

    I like Jim Hill, he’s a good friend of mine
    That is why I am hiking down Jim Hill’s main line
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

    I went to a house and I asked for some bread
    And the lady says, “Bum, bum, the baker is dead”
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

    Why don’t you work like other men do
    Now, how can I work when there’s no work to do
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

    Why don’t you save all the money you earn
    If I didn’t eat, I’d have money to burn
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

    I don’t like work and work don’t like me
    And that is the reason I am so hungry
    Hallelujah, I’m a bum, Hallelujah, bum again
    Hallelujah, give us a handout to revive us again

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  24. WOW…all good suggestions. But the winner is;

    L.I.A.R. by Argent

    https://youtu.be/9az6MMNZJl8

    I won’t ever leave, you want me to stay
    Nothing you can do that could turn me away
    Hanging on anyway, believing the things you say
    Being a fool

    You’ve taken my life, so take my soul
    That’s what you said and I believed it all
    I want to be with you as long as you want me to
    But don’t move away

    Ain’t that what you said?
    Ain’t that what you said?
    Ain’t that what you said?

    Liar, liar, liar

    May I see no light, may I see no day
    I may be leaving but you want me to stay
    You can believe in me, I won’t be leaving
    I won’t let you go

    Ain’t that what you said?
    Ain’t that what you said?
    Ain’t that what you said?

    Liar, liar, liar

    You’ve taken my life, so take my soul
    That’s what you said but who are we to know
    I want to be with you as long as you want me to
    So don’t move away

    Ain’t that what you said?
    Ain’t that what you said?
    Ain’t that what you said?

    Liar, liar, liar

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  25. …one last one, now that no one’s reading.

    “Tell Me Lies”, Fleetwood Mac

    “… But I couldn’t find a way
    So I’ll settle for one day
    To believe in you
    Tell me, tell me , tell me lies

    … Tell me lies
    Tell me sweet little lies
    (Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
    Oh, no, no you can’t disguise
    (You can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
    Tell me lies
    Tell me sweet little lies”

    https://youtu.be/Xr9Oubxw1gA

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