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NASA Planning to Land First American Woman on the Moon by 2024.
NASA is planning to send the first woman to the moon by 2024 as President Trump announced this week he is increasing the agency’s budget by over $1 billion.
According to Bettina Inclán, NASA Communications Director, all 12 people who have walked the moon so far have been American males, CNN reported.
“The last person walked on the Moon in 1972. No woman has ever walked on the lunar surface,” Inclán told CNN in a statement.
President Trump made the announcement on May 13, saying $1.6 billion will be added to NASA’s budget, restoring it to “greatness.”
“Under my Administration, we are restoring NASA to greatness and we are going back to the Moon, then Mars,” Trump tweeted.
“I am updating my budget to include an additional $1.6 billion so that we can return to Space in a BIG WAY!” more here
SNIP: My choice:
HILLERY
She would be my first choice too.
Alice Kramden. Just to fulfill Jackie’s promises.
I’m thinking about 60% of the house and 45% of the senate. One way only. Of course this would require a space bus and a substantial increase in budget but I’m sure it would be worth it. We could throw in few RINO’s to balance the load.
It will not be a white woman, so adjust your choices accordingly. With that in mind, I say one of the Obama daughters, whichever one can pass the drug test. I would have picked Oprah or Mooch, but size and weight considerations ruled them out.
First woman? Audrey Meadows has already been there many times.
How about Sheila-Jackson Lee? She can see the flag for herself!
Christine Blasey Ford
Only one?
Any progressive woman in Congress will do but only if NASA promises to leave her there. 10-1 it will be an illegal immigrant or a Muslim. Watch
Lets not forget the muslim contribution to science that led us to the moon. I know of a couple of muslim women congress critters who are only a stone throw away from greatness.
One of these days, Different Tim, one of THESE DAYS … POW! BOOM!
I’ll be first with the “Honeymooners” reference
My first thought was AOC and then I realized — SHE IS ALREADY THERE!!!
Just sayin’.
In 2016 Cher said if DJT won, she would move to Jupiter. This would be a good first step. Just so long as she doesn’t come back.
OOPs! Looks like I posted the name of my alter ego by mistake
make it someone useful for the man in the moon
No, Lennie … you’re the alter ego; I’m the real guy. I’m the guy who made the mistake
Holy sh*t, am I having a mental breakdown here?
I believe we should send Moon Landing Deniers to the Moon and back so that they can tell their fellow conspiracists that our landings really happened.
And have Buzz Aldrin be the first one to greet them with a Pimp Slap. His Pimp Hand is strong
My answer would depend on whether or not we could leave here there.
Send her & ALL the green deal eco-nuts, on a manned mission to the SUN! THAT way, they can investigate the chief culprit of global warming, firsthand! 😆
Tell Occasional-Cortex, they’ll be going at night – so it’s NOT so hot! 😆 😆
How about all the democrats, progressives and socialists. One way please.
If they landed Oprah on the moon, wouldn’t it tip over?!!
Naomi Oreskes
Would that be a one-way or round trip?
Captain Lisa Nowak…She’s already proven She is determined…and rarely has to
stop to pee.
https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/us/06cnd-astronaut.html
Send Hillary.
Send her space suit a week later.
So many, many candidates! How large is the crew? Perhaps ALL of them should be prominent (d) females. They need something to demonstrate that they are not all wastes of skin.
Yes, Hillary – make her POTM.
In Space No One Can Hear You Scream.
Anyone named Alice, of course.
Any tranny M to F bitchdude.
Obama and Hillary. Listen in on Mission Control as Obama patiently tells Hillary how she blew the election and ruined his legacy and then listen to Hillary’s calm retort as she tears out his eyes. Then listen to static as Trump comes in and switches off the radio to the relief of human beings (and real aliens) everywhere.
If the trip is one way, the first woman to the moon should be barack obama.
Elizabeth Warren. She can be the first woman and fake Indian. It’s a two-fer!
No, wait. Hillary. The first woman and fake human (she is a demon with human skin).
For progs it’s the first whatever person who should be in a job. Never about anything else. They got nothing.
I didn’t see anything in the article about bringing them back, only sending them. If it’s a one way ride – I have a long list.
Can we add some of the girly-men in public office who have not yet come out of the closet and publicly declared they are really women?
Maxie Waters, but tell her she is going to Mars.
It depends. Are we supposed to bring them back too?
I hope it is a liberal “phucknuckle” and they miscalculate and send her into deep space.
The original moonbat jerry Brown duh!
wait does it have to be a woman?
oh wait I think Jerry still qualifies