Concealed Nation:
To answer your first question, Yes, I was absolutely laughing when I wrote the title for this article.
27-year-old Cameron Jeffrey Wilson was having a bad day. When he was doing whatever with his illegally obtained firearm, he wound up shooting himself in the testicles and thigh. Then, before going to the hospital, he instructed his girlfriend to ditch the gun.
Wilson’s day went downhill from there.
His nicknames now Newt. Shortened term for neutered.😱 😵
“3-Time Convicted Felon Shoots Himself In The Testicles…”
he’s been convicted 13 times. 13. 27 years old.
I doubt he’ll ‘turn his life around,’ but he should turn the gun around and aim higher.
only trying to help
“..he instructed his girlfriend to ditch the gun.” Now his EX-girlfriend.
This is one of the negative side-effects of “appendix-carry”, the preferred method of ghetto-dwellers. I bet he also held the gun sideways when he shot it.
From now on his homies can just call him “Squeaky”.
“13-time convicted felon”? I thought it was supposed to be “three strikes and you’re out”.
Well…”in”, actually.
13 felony convictions (presumably as an adult) in 9 years. That’s an average of 8 months jail time for each felony. This just might be the reason DC is so crime riddled. Little to no consequences.
Now I don’t feel quite so bad about an occasional slide bite.
Vietvet – I’ve wondered about that one as well. The three strikes rule musta been considered too cruel. What’s cruel is exposing good, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens to repeat, habitual criminals instead of removing them from society!
Darn!
Hate it when that happens!
I thought this perps name would be Richard Baulz.
“hey c’mon over to my crib. I got some good shit we can shmoke!”
Another evolutionary dead end.
So, he had the marijuana (petty offense) shoved up his ass, but the meth (serious felony) in his pants pocket? What a maroon. Good thing he can no longer reproduce; already too much stupid out there.
Dropped his marijuana stash from the back and balls from the front, or what may have been left of his scrambled eggs.
Sad someone is that criminal, butt still, LOL! Consequences of the stupid – Wow.
Pete ButtFudgeJudge asked: “You gonna use those?”
Looked it up on Google,,,
His Nickname is
“LUCKY’
Sounds like a Democrat voter. Definitely not MAGA.