Go ahead, pull my finger for a song –
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma Chameleon
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I prefer Iguana because it doesn’t change its flavor based on the side dish like Chameleon.
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One of my brothers once got a small snapping turtle stuck on one of his fingers when he was playing with it and it wouldn’t let go of his finger. My dad had to kill the turtle to get it to let of his finger and my brother lost a fingernail because of it. But then again he was the one who always brought home snakes and spiders and other creepy little critters including a skinned snake that he put into freezer so he could eat it later until my mom found it and freaked out and that was the end of the all the critters.
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Now she gets to clean lizard poop off the light bulb.
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“Power Handshake”…I was expecting to see Trump rag-dolling another noodle-armed socialist.
Beware attack bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJHpS398Gqo
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Bill de Blasio: “Glad Fourth Of July Is Over So We Can All Be Normal Again Instead Of Patriotic”
It took me a few to realize this was a parody
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https://www.imao.us/index.php/2019/07/bill-de-blasio-glad-fourth-of-july-is-over-so-we-can-all-be-normal-again-instead-of-patriotic/?platform=hootsuite
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Go ahead, pull my finger for a song –
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma Chameleon
I prefer Iguana because it doesn’t change its flavor based on the side dish like Chameleon.
One of my brothers once got a small snapping turtle stuck on one of his fingers when he was playing with it and it wouldn’t let go of his finger. My dad had to kill the turtle to get it to let of his finger and my brother lost a fingernail because of it. But then again he was the one who always brought home snakes and spiders and other creepy little critters including a skinned snake that he put into freezer so he could eat it later until my mom found it and freaked out and that was the end of the all the critters.
Now she gets to clean lizard poop off the light bulb.
“Power Handshake”…I was expecting to see Trump rag-dolling another noodle-armed socialist.
I love women with small hands.