Idaho Man Sentenced For Attacking Neighbor With Axe – IOTW Report

Idaho Man Sentenced For Attacking Neighbor With Axe

Breaking 911:

74 year old Otto Mark Homan of Lapwai, Idaho mistakenly believed the victim had stolen his television.

10 Comments on Idaho Man Sentenced For Attacking Neighbor With Axe

  1. I love Idaho.

    74 year old drunk taking swings at someone with a “hammer/ax”, my guess one side is an actual hammer and the other has an ax blade. Greatgrand pappy likes his beer cold, his hammer/axe an actual hammer with an actual ax and his g-d damn TV in his g-d damn living room AND in that order.

    There is no doubt in my mind that this guy is an epic piece of white trash. As I am descended from a long ling of raging alcoholic white trash this story makes me think of what I’m missing because I broke from the family tradition. It kind of chokes me up some. I never knew my paternal grandfather, he drank himself to death before I had any memories of him. My dad would be this guy except for the fact that my dad drank himself to death at the age of 42. But I digress.

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  2. Three words: Wheel of Fortune

    Old duffers lose their Goddamned mind at the thought of missing one stinking minute of it. I was doing north of a buck ten on I-90 just west of Big Limber Banana headed toward Livingston and my grandfather’s television set with under 20 minutes before they dropped the puck and he was urging me to shovel on a little more coal when we passed a State trooper headed east. We made it just in the nick of time, probably because there wasn’t another trooper anywhere between us and Livingston.

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  3. For a lot of elderly People..The TV is their only Friend.

    It could have been worse…He could’ve attacked with

    “AXE BODY SPRAY” and instantly converted into a Douche Bag…

    It’s Friday, and the Drinking Light is on !

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  4. I have one of those hammer axes (makes me an official redneck), got it from my pappy,, who got it from his pappy…pretty common tool hundert years ago. Anyhow don’t truck with my television cause I’ll wack ya one.

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