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OO7 will be a black woman in the next James Bond movie

Sunday, 14 July 2019, 12:33 BFH Uncategorized 102

Meet 007.

Lashana Lynch

The World Is Not Woke Enough.

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While titular hero James Bond will still be portrayed by Daniel Craig, 51, writer Phoebe Waller-Bridge has introduced a major twist to the long-running franchise, The Sun reported.

She will introduce the Captain Marvel star, 31, as the current 007’s replacement within the secret service, while a decision has yet to be made who will take over from Craig in Bond 26.

An insider told the Mail: “There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says ‘Come in 007’, and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.

“It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman.”

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102 Comments on OO7 will be a black woman in the next James Bond movie

  1. For the love of pete! Ian Fleming is twisting like a tornado in his grave. When will the “woke” madness end?
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  17. …would it be too Zip Coon for her to have a razor in her shoe?

    “Now Leroy he a gambler
    And he like his fancy clothes
    And he like to wave his diamond rings
    In front of everybody’s nose
    He got a custom Continental
    He got an Eldorado too
    He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
    He got a razor in his shoe”

    -Jim Croce, “Bad Bad Leroy Brown”

    https://youtu.be/aB_TM5AvJP0

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  19. “Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman.”

    So, she’ll bang all of her costars to emphasize her manhood?

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  22. Hollywood and the democrats have managed to simultaneously portray women as helpless victims and the baddest bad asses on the block. I can’t take it anymore. I’d rather watch amateur YouTube videos than any of the crap Hollywood produces.

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  27. The movie will be like one long American commercial where the white persons need help making every purchasing decision, don’t know common sense remedies for their maladies and need to be guided to the right behaviors

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  30. If michelle obama is the new 007, she’ll be both Bond and the 250 pound villian. Plus, she’ll be thefirst Bond who is not talented at anything and can’t even get laid. Stirred, not shaken? Hell, she eat anything. And of course the movie would need to be in wide screen, just to fit her in the picture. Barry would make a cameo, as the undercover drag queen. And a big scene in the movie will be where michelle will be undercover as the fat lady in a circus, bit is found out by the bad guys when she lets out a loud fart.

    This will be the first Bond movie with 2 villians in it!

    Of course, 007 is the number of people who will pay to see it.

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  31. The woke community will not be satisfied until the black woman is gender neutral and NPC grey and no longer beautiful since that’s hurtful and likely racist(?) to ugly gender neutral gray beings. Oh, and the dialog can’t be comprehended by a heteronormative since the woke factor is non existent.

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  32. She’ll give a new meaning to “Dr. No.”

    Will Q be giving her a weapon disguised as a vibrator? Will she smother bad guys with her used tampon? Will she have trouble parallel parking the Aston Martin?

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  34. This movie isnt about making money. It’s about using business money to make propaganda. Those fat, angry leftist, Jew-hating dykes are sure entrenched.

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  38. We’re on the fast luge to the bottom with black Alexander Hamilton and the mothballing of James Bond.
    What is she? Point 7? 008?

    I’m still waiting for the black version of the Alexa listening device? Shaniqua. Ding ding. Wit time it be? Whoop whoop whoop. It’s quittin time baby.

    All of this has gone beyond ridiculous.

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  39. “……..and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful, and a woman.” Black, definitely. Beautiful, definitely not. A woman, we need to see the DNA on that. Well….one out of three ain’t bad.

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  40. Getting back to reading books sounds better & better. I’m sick to death of having this “women are better because they’re victims” shit crammed down my throat day in & day out. Books, just read books.

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  42. Nope. Won’t watch it. They apparently aren’t gutsy enough to develop a brand new character. Instead they have to take an existing character and screw it over with a politically correct makeover. Will we now have “Bond Guys” instead of “Bond Girls” or will the new 007 be a lesbian? Would someone take Wonder Woman and make her a man? Or a trans character? Maybe a remake of the Wizard of Oz and we can have a “male” Dorothy and Wicked Witch of the West? Maybe Buffy the Vampire Slayer can become “Buffed the Vampire Slayer. Can’t we just stop it?

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  44. The movie isgoing to bomb. (James Bomb, 000).

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    Making money is not its purpose. Destroying our culture is. Straight, lonelywomen hitting 3o 40, middle age are reaping what they have sown by buying into the angry dyke propaganda.

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  45. It was reported at the time that Daniel Craig was offered 100 million to do the last bond movie. After this flop, Lashana Lynch will be whining why SHE isn’t being paid the same, and complaining that it is racism, sexism, homophobia and misogyny.

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  50. What’s wrong with using From Russia With Love, after all the non collusion Russia stories about Trump have failed miserably. A black female James Bond is a total non starter for me. Sean Connery was the only decent James Bond ever, with George Lazenby as the next best in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service when Blofeld (Telly Savalas) killed James Bond’s wife played by Diana Rigg. I gave up on James Bond a long time ago especially after the cartoonish Roger Moore pretty much ruined it.

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  52. Stunning? Not by a long shot. Why not make 007 an affirmative action ghetto breeder? When bullets start flying, the camera can cut to a close up with her saying the ghetto catch phrase, “I aint got time for this”. Then,pregnant and unmarried for the fourth time with a different baby daddy she can go on a rampage when her EBT card is cancelled. I’m just keepin it real

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  53. The Fleming heirs have a lot of control over the movies. Oh well, Too Fkn Bad. I guess this is the one that will jump the shark for good. They are probably “woke” now like all the other spoiled shits.
    I liked Connery & Craig but the movies have become a freakin commercial for $$$ cars, fashion & Omega watch product placement.

    The word is that this current movie is a plot mess.

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  56. If, and that’s a big IF this is true it’s the end of the 007 movie franchise. People that are afraid to protest this whole PC/Woke crap in the open will simply not go to the movie and there’s not enough gays, panty boys, feminazis, progs (that wouldn’t go anyway) to make up the attendance numbers. After the first disaster they would either fire anyone (including the star) associated with the decision and go back to a male star and try one last time, will just die or perhaps worse will be relegated to a low budget exploitation series that usually ends up straight to video.

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  63. The left doesn’t care it’s ruining successful movie franchises. They only care about contaminating entertainment with a marxist agenda.
    Money truly is no object. There are enough criminal money schemes the left is involved in to finance this ratings bomb – profits be damned.
    As for the new 007 Moochelle clone, Yikes! Worst movie idea ever. It’s over for Bond, unless the franchise goes back to the original concept.

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  64. Oooh… Lemme guess… She’ll be a lesbian or bisexual. Looks like yet another cherished institution destroyed by the LGBTQWERTY… (to infinity and beyond) and Fuck Whitey movements that have taken over the “officially” accepted culture.

    Have fun releasing that shit film to virtually no audience. The strategy worked so well for that Ghostbusters reboot, amirite?

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  65. Surely not.., I think she’s on the wrong movie set, , The remake of Queen Kong, is the next lot over.., btw, I’m tired of the ‘woke movement’ .., leave my James Bond 007 movies the hell alone

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  66. Painting the Parthenon.
    Unable to summon enough imagination to create
    anything new and good in H’wood, cultural appropriation
    reworks are now all the rage.

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  67. ANY woman in Bond’s office OTHER than Moneypenny, turns me off to the whole franchise. 😡

    And everyone on the FREAKIN’ PLANET ALREADY KNOWS: the next Bond should be Benedict Cumberbatch, the next “M” should be Mark Gatiss, & the next “Q” should be Martin Freeman.

    ANYBODY ELSE in those roles at this time in history… is a JOKE.

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  74. If they wanted to think of a way to end the Bond films this is perfect. Think about it for a minute they put a minority female in the lead role and the film bombs at the Box office the producers are blameless it is the fault of the racist and sexist audience that would not accept the the new Bond. they go merrily on their way because they struck a blow for social justice that the general public was just to stupid to accept.

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  75. Yeah but George Lazenby got the best looking babe in Diana Rigg before Blofeld killed her. She was the best and smartest of all the James Bond women, even over Miss Moneypenny who James Bond always seemed to have the hots for. And in other news the LBGT and whatever crowd is suing James Bond and particularly Sean Connery for the scene in Diamonds Are Forever where he straps a bomb to the 2 queers and throws them over the side of ship and they go kablooie.

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  77. Vietvet, you’re quick. I was just about to post a witty response to F.D.R. in Hell’s question when I saw your comment. Yeah, Queen Latifah is just another LGBTQetc member of Hollyweird.

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  78. She is not stunning. She is as masculine as can be. Will she chase women? She’s way too hefty to do the stunts and fight scenes. And her eyebrows look like big hairy caterpillars.
    Everything has to be remade with black people replacing the original white people now. They are so transparent and lacking in imagination and so woke. I bet she won’t carry a gun. She’ll talk her way out of situations. Or bore the villains to death with talk of climate change and lgbtquesrstz.
    When it loses money they won’t admit it.
    geoff, I like “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” too.
    Always loved Diana Rigg and the fact that my first car was a ’68 Cougar XR 7 and that’s what she drove in the movie made it even better.

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  81. The left simply destroys everything. That’s what they do. Period. If barack wasn’t enough to convince you, if hilllary wasn’t enough to convince you….and if this field of short bus democrats aren’t enough to convince you, well,sorry. You should probably see a specialist about your recent and severe blow to the head.

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  82. How about a redo of “Shane” Shane returns as a black ex slave, gunslinger roaming the North West trying to find himself when he hooks up with a homosexual share cropper with an unhappy wife and a tomboy daughter. The Ku Klux Klan are running the valley and scaring people. Shane kills them all. Get the picture?

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  83. @ Vietvet & 99th

    Speaking of Campobello. For years, Cousin Daisy loved Reverse Cowgirl and I usually couldn’t walk the next day. But that Campobello Summer of ’21, Eleanor wanted to join in, and the next day my legs never worked again.

    Polio took the blame.

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  91. Live and Let be Black…and a woman.
    The Spy who happened to be Black…and a woman.
    The Transvestite with the Golden Dildo.
    Goldenpie
    License to Hook Up.
    From Russia with Extra Benefits.
    A View to Someones Behind.
    Moon-acher
    On Her Majesty’s…hmmm.
    For Your White Eyes Only.
    Thunder(balls).
    No Body Does it Better…from Be(hind).
    Diamonds are in My…

    And Goooooold FINGER???

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  92. 007 is back, black, and sassier than ever. Waving her hand in front of face while snapping her fingers. Able to speak getto and ebonics. Orders malt liqueur(not shaken-not stired-no glass) with her chicken. Drives a 1977 Cadillac with watermelon ammo. Calls M, my honkey.

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  93. Jeepers, F.D.R in Hell. That’s a “New Deal”, you could do without. Yet, I suspect you used being immobilized below the waist to your advantage.

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  98. Awwwww…this will mark the first Bond movie produced in my lifetime that I won’t see! Well…as long as it’s a WIN for (so-called) “Social Justice” who cares if it tanks?

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  99. Wait… That’s not Jussie???

    “There are some truly stunning black actresses. Evidently they couldn’t get one of them to take the role.”
    It’s because the studio knows it’s going to flop and they don’t want to spend the cash getting someone better. So they’re stuck with the girl whose eyebrows you can see from space.

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  101. My God. I was just saying yesterday “I’m surprised they haven’t made James Bond into a black guy or a women yet, it’s only a matter of time”. I was JOKING, God! I didn’t mean it!
    This is the absolute truth. I said that exact thing yesterday. I spoke too soon. Something needs to give here.

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