Progressivism in a legume covering.
Crime-ridden San Francisco has introduced new sanitized language for criminals, getting rid of words such as “offender” and “addict” while changing “convicted felon” to “justice-involved person.”
The Board of Supervisors adopted the changes last month even as the city reels from one of the highest crime rates in the country and staggering inequality exemplified by pervasive homelessness alongside Silicon Valley wealth.
The local officials say the new language will help change people’s views about those who commit crimes.
convicted felon – returning resident
juvenile delinquent – young person impacted by the juvenile justice system
drug addicts – a person with a history of substance use
The newspaper noted an individual whose car has been broken into could well be known to police as “a person who has come in contact with a returning resident who was involved with the justice system and who is currently under supervision with a history of substance use.”
How about:
Rapist – Unauthorized Personal Space Infiltration
Peeping Tom – Unauthorized Visual Inspection
Armed Robbery – Emphatic Persuasion of Wealth Transfer
Work release program: Democrat party
Illegal Alien – Valued
VoterGuestChicago: controlled chaos environment
Rat problem: Rodent eco study
homeless…democrat victim
Control the language and you control the discussion.
Control the discussion and you control the thinking.
Control the thinking and you control the people.
It’s that simple.
illegal alien border breech: Unsanctioned Foreign Exchange District.
Communicable Disease – Anti-Vaxxer-Caused Crisis
Statutory Rape – Time Sensitive Carnal Encounter
“justice-involved person.” Oh FFS!
And where is any of this ‘justice’ that they speak of??
Vagrant – Alfrescon
Oh this shit started years ago when they got rid of actual food stamps claiming it caused stigma at the grocery store. They replaced it with a debit card with pictures of veggies on it so people wouldn’t know that welfare is your “career choice” and not just a temporary misfortune.
Rat problem? Whoa, hate speech! Free range rodentia. isn’t that “nicer”? ‘scuse me while I puke.
Cornholer; Back door encounter.
Murderer – Euthanasia specialist
Street pisser – water conservationist
@jellybean
gender/directionally challenged
It’s just a matter of time until the pc terms acquire the same stigma and have to be changed again.
drug dealer: Independent contractor of street pharmaceuticals
Moron = san francisco politician.
Vehicular Homicide – Unfortunate Alloy Encounter
That also works for ‘beatdown with a skillet’
-MJA
Sidewalk Pooper: Walkway biomass distributor
They’ve been using those terms for years in Atlanta. CA is usually on the cutting edge with this crap.
I just heard on the news that a Georgia Tech student was robbed by two young guys on electric scooters at 5:30 AM. They scooted away safely so these “youthful offenders” are not “justice-involved” yet. At least for this crime. Mayor Bottoms, I thought you put a curfew on those e-scooters.
Any inner city ghetto: Great Society success story
Arson – Target Specific Rapid Oxidation
“San Fransisco” – SHITHOLE. 😳
SHITHOLE – Organic Matter Encapsulator
SFO-human waste storage.
Also, in Atlanta the “justice involved” don’t get public defenders anymore. They avail themselves of “Pre-trial services” at the “Pre-trial detention center, which you’d better not refer to as a jail.
One who threatens others – Fredo
Socialist Economy:
Shovel-Conflagration-ready jobs.SFPD: Sorry, fucking poor dummies.
This is stupid, using a sentence in place of a word or two.
When the sentence fails to comfort the goofs, they’ll need a fucking paragraph to describe a sex offender!
Who thinks this shit up?
Can we call third world countries San Fran holes?
Child abduction: Unauthorized babysitting
Thief: Undocumented Item relocator
Murderer: Biometric Signals Disruptor
Rapist: Unauthorized Inseminator
Domestic Batterer: Wife alignment specialist
Child Molester: Non-parental Preteen Reproductive Advocate
Homeless bum – residentially challenged free range bohemian.
Police chief – head social justice enforcer.
Toilet – alternative multiple gender defacation device
Conservatives will always be known as “Enemies of the State” no matter the jurisdiction under socialist rule.
From MJA: “drug dealer: Independent contractor of street pharmaceuticals”.
Undocumented Pharmacist.
Drug dealer: Recreational pharmaceutical entrepreneurs
Red flag law – Weapons removal services.
Rapist with AIDS : Weight loss specialist
(also works with Meth Dealer)
Sidewalk pooper – Discharge operator
@BFH: Vagrant – Alfrescon
That is excellent! 😂
You all crack me up. Buncha smartasses. 😁🧡
So when a California resident with a ‘History of contact with the justice system”, wants to buy a firearm, he can now answer “no” on the form 4473 line that asks if he is a convicted felon. Great!
Tony, that will stop all gun sales, which is the backdoor intent
I am surprised they went through so much trouble. It would have been much easier to change all of them to “white Trump supporter”
Sanitizing the streets is clearly not a priority. Muddled phrases for muddled minds.
Do what the Docs’ do. Use Latin. Nobody knows what
you’re talking about, you sound smart and you can
tripple your fees.
San Francisco – wretched hive of scum & villainy
Wait…I’m sure I’ll get the hang of this
It started back when Garbage Men became Sanitation Engineers. And when a typist became an Executive Secretary.
Bullshit. But it’s happening. WTF?
Dead home intruder – He was a good boy.