Bubba saw this in the newspaper.
Dress for the job you want. What the hell is it?
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Department of Motor Vehicle or any other city, state or municipal Fed job?
if homosexual lumberjack biker is what you want to be, I’d say he nailed it
Circus clown?
Mayor Buttfuk’s butler!
Bouncer at Chuck-E-Cheese’s.
Modeling job for a steampunk catalog.
democrat presidential candidate at the Vermont state fair?
Cheese sommelier… possibly Methodist Minister.
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General manager at the pillow biting factory?
That is precisely how I dress for a long day of barnacle scraping at the Cleator Bar & Yacht Club.
It’s honorable work.
Barker/bouncer at the gay strip club.
It appears he buys all his clothes at garage sales.
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How many think this jigga wearin’ a “kilt”….with combat boots.
^^^ absolutely! ^^^
Barrista.
Liberal kindergarten teacher.
Quality control/tester at the sex robot factory
Tech support at NAMBLA
Mickey, bringin’ out the big guns, sinks a three pointer from half court!
I used to be a renegade
I used to fool around
But I couldn’t take the punishment and had to settle down
Now I’m playing it real straight, and yes, I cut my hair
You might think I’m crazy, but I don’t even care
Because I can tell what’s going on
It’s hip to be square
He’s currently tending bar in a trendy Seattle saloon, barista’ing at a small independent coffee/book nook and designing websites. You have to work 3 jobs in Trump’s economy. In his spare time he applies as a contestant on every Food Network show. His dream is to serve whole food sourced locally from his hybrid food truck.
Late to the game here, but as I see it, that is Big Fur Hats brother, the one he loves the best.
He’s a Pale Ale and microbrewery tank washer-outer, and every now and then they make him taste some beer where folk an see him, so he can nod knowledgably and approve the Raspberry/Chocolate Winter Ale.
Or some shit
AIDS dispenser at a “bug chaser” convention in a San Francisco bathhouse?
A vagina steamer for Gwennut Paltry?
Replacement for Mark Russell?
Wedding planner?
He’s a lumberjack and he don’t care.
Modern church pastor. What do I win?
I think I ve seen his picture on another website. Maybe if he was wearing an antifa mask and sunglasses…
Burning Man Bound NEA Funded Rollerblading Daisy Duke Clad Troubadour Fist-Magnet Extraordinaire Performance Artist
PE Teacher on Fire Island
A stripper lumberjack of course!
…Or perhaps a hipster parson?
…..Maybe a hair dresser?
that’s an easy one…. either a comments section moderator or a gay hooker.
Diameter checker at the rope factory.
They run a rope through each ear gauge, the path will take it through his little empty punkin’ head.
Strip Mall Pederast Specialist.
Hillary Clinton’s fashion consultant.
Future Motor upper for a Progressive motorcycle commercial?
Poop Knife Sharpener.
JESUS WEPT
Bluetooth Buttplug Hacker
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@ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ SEPTEMBER 2, 2019 AT 10:04 PM
That is what is known as a lumberjerk, no relationship whatsoever to lumberjacks. Any similarity to workwear is totally superficial, that shit wouldn’t standup to two days futzing around in a flower garden.
Seattle is absolutely lousy with them. They are filthy disgusting Goddamned things, that ain’t dirt under its fingernails, if ya’ catch my drift.
Capitol Hill cockchugger
Mens’ Room Attendant at Man Country.
(not that there’s anything wrong with that)
izlamo delenda est …
Bernie Sanders’ fluffer.
Gay Lumberjack… but that skit was done 50 years ago. He appears a bit late for THAT job… 😳
@ Classy Hunter SEPTEMBER 2, 2019 AT 10:57 PM
If you’re reading the Wretched Beagle you must be close to me. And that paper is way to far to the left for me to read.
Come on now everyone knows that you don’t wear a bow tie with a flannel shirt. A bolo or a string tie with a flannel shirt maybe.
“I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK,
I go out at night and I look real gay!”