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2020 Democrats Need Slogans
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“From Each According To His Ability, To Each According To His Need”
…oh, wait, ALL of them are ALREADY using THAT one…
“Socialism, all the way!”
Make Record Players Great Again.
Obama Lite–All the totalitarian Marxism with only 10% the charm.
The DemocRat Party could have a general motto:
“Equal Misery For All”
Harris: “We should have that conversation” (Said like a 60 yr old acting like a 13 yr old)
Buttegig (whatever): “Elect me because I’m homosexual”
Beto: “Dude, where’s my limo?”
Gabbard: “I was military”
Biden: “Zzzzzzzzz”
Castro: “Make America Cuba North”
Warren: “Um, have a beer America”
I can’t remember everyone in the clown car so that’s it.
How about “I QUIT?”
Just sayin’.
All your liberty belong to us.
“FUCK-N-A…WHO THOUGHT WE’D STAY?”….
We’re better than you, so there! And our shit doesn’t stink either.
“We’re not happy ’till yer not happy!”
“Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15!”
Beto/Buttigig 2020
The Burglar/Turd Burglar Ticket
“Free Shit that won’t stick to Your Fur”
Bend Over, Bitches
Nope and Strange
Yes We Can’t
I’m With Herpes
Wronger Together
Make Anti-America Great Again
Hello, We are here ‘to help” you..over the cliff
“We suck, so what’s new?”
“Free shit for shit-for-brains!”
Orange Man Baaaaaaaad
“HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA-RING DING DING….HEY MAN, WE’LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING’…
“Hell yes, we’re going to take your MONEY and FREEDOM; we’re Democrats!”
Surrender Dorothy.
“America, it’s over so get over it.”
Embrace the suck. Again
Obama was only a trailblazer.
When we take your stuff
We’ll give it back
For FREE!
Tax and Spend!
You begged for it. Now you’re gonna get it.
Harris: “Not In My Hair!”
Buttigieg: “I Go In Where Others Go Out”
Beto: “The Arms I’m Waving Are The Only Arms You’re Allowed.”
Gabbard: (No Slogan, being punished for honesty with Harris)
Biden: “No, I DON’T Want Hillary For Vice President”
Castro: “Viva La Reconquista”
Warren: “Your Second Chance To Elect A Bitter Old White Woman”
Socialism are us!
We will give you a free Phonograph with every pair of false teeth!
We are the party of hair plugs and butt plugs!
“Sieg Heil”
If we drool don’t be cruel!
Our women are uglier then your women!
Bobcat SEPTEMBER 14, 2019 AT 10:18 AM
“Beto/Buttigig 2020”
…If THOSE two run together, the campaign poster, complete with slogan, is already made…
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Slow motion train wreck!
Get two for the price of three!
Inflation-you ain’t seen nothing yet!
You can give me your wallet now or you can give it to me later!
Whats in your wallet?
“Reality? What’s that?”
What’s yours is mine.
Ein Volk!
Ein Reich!
Ein Fuhrer!
Or
Sieg Heil!
(Hail Victory!)
Or
All Power to the Dictatorship of the People!
Or
Abolish the Wages System!
Or
Arbeit Macht Frei!
Or
All Power to the Soviets!
Or
¡No pasarán! ¡Pasaremos!
izlamo delenda est …
“All Of Your Country Are Belong To Us”
Once we take all of your money and property you will no longer have any worries!
“Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.”
“When all else fails, lower your standards.”
“The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas.”
“Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly”
(None of these are original, but they are funny)
Work will set you free!
Biden coukd be Grope and Strange.
Crappy Days Are Here Again
Fuck white people.
You will learn to love death panels!
“Children, we’re here for you!”
Give us your money and we will have a lottery everyday!
Buttgay: “If I Can Ignore The Parts Of God’s Law I Don’t Like, Just Imagine What I Can Do With The Constitution!”
I’m from the government and I am here to help you!
“Socialism Überalles!”
“Stay on the Plantation! You’re comfortable here.”
Reparations are us!
Bobcat SEPTEMBER 14, 2019 AT 10:18 AM
“Beto/Buttigig 2020”
“One’s Coming For Your Gun, And The Other’s Gunning for your Come! Elect the PERFECT Democrat Duo! Beto/Buttigig 2020!”
” A vote for me will get you exactly the government you deserve.”
No guns for you!
You ain’t seen nuthin yet, buh-buh-buh-baby killers!
You betters are speaking, so shut up!
Under a Democrat Administration we will make everything Free! Except the People…
Damn, this clown car is getting uncomfortably full-Micheal don’t put your fat ass in!
Virtuous we are not!
Why not make us all a co-presidency?
Who is in your Wallet?
Give a cheer for free beer!
Free stuff, Incorporated!
21 flew over the cuckoos nest!
“Vee have a complete dossier on you.”
“Vote For Michelle Obama! She’ll Bring Something Extra To The White House!”
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This land is my land it’s not your land from California to the New York island!!
Whats yours is mine!
I’ll give you five ones for your ten dollar bill!
What me worry!
Go to the rear of the bus please!
We panderers know best!
Give us your vote and we will give you the shaft!
Bend over and say please!
“If you like your freedom, you can keep your freedom.”
A ‘free’cockroach in every pot!
Ask not what you can do but ask what the government can do to you!
Crazy people need representation too!
Give us you poor , tired and sick and we will smack em down!
“There is no god but a!!ah and mohammad is his…HEY, don’t interrupt me when I’m reading the stuff the wonderful folks at CAIR gave me, they call it the “Shahada” or something, cool name, huh, they say they’ll like us better if I force all of YOU to say it when I’m President…”
We are equal opportunity haters!
“Communism – try it, you’ll like it!”
All 50 genders will suffer together in group think.
The Big List of what you can’t do or say will follow.
A paraphrase of the great comedian Gallagher:
“2020 Democrats – The granola party. Them that ain’t fruits and nuts is flakes”
“ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL / BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.”
Let’s Share The Blame
“Now give me what I want.”
(A movie line – guess which movie, Claudia!)
“From Each According To His Ability, To Each According To His Need”
…hmm, needs a Democrat updating…
“From Each According To zim/shim/zir Ability, To Each According To xe/xem/x8r Need…hail satan!”
“We’ll use lube. Promise.”
Big Govt – It’s Not a Bug, It’s a Feature
“Help us abolish the Electoral College!”
Illegally invade the country and get a free vote on us!
“Elect Us, We Know Where The Bodies Are Buried!”
Welfare state personified!
We are the swamp!
Is there anything else we haven’t promised you?
The sky’s the limit, with your money of course!
We’re not crazy, Our mommies had us tested!
Watch out for that iceberg captain!
We don’t know much but we still know more than you!
Give us your poor, tired and huddled masses and we will get them to vote Democrat!
Do you want a side order of privilege to go with your free stuff?
Hey, I can pander with the best of them!
One for all and all for me!
You complain again and I will hit you with my pander stick!
Besides free college I will promise you will all get A’s!
Just take what you want!
As long as you don’t shot anyone with a scary rifle you are good to go!
Sign up for your ‘free get out of jail card’!
Marianne Williamson:
I’m being followed by a Moon Shadow,Moon Shadow…… Moon Shadow.
Peace, Love… Groovy.
White collar crime is racist so I am eliminating the crimes associated with it!
We are the ones you have been waiting for!
Crazy days are here again, the skies above are queer again, Crazy days are here again!!
I promise a revised Bible in every pot
A free toke in every kids backpack!
After this election no more white people will be allowed in the Demo party!
Our billionaires are richer than your billionaires!
We haven’t even reached peak insanity yet!
Climb every mountain while you still can!
Who is that short guy on the end?
Pot in every chicken
I like dike
It’s Not a Swamp, It’s a Beautiful Wetland Full of Endangered Species and Biodiversity and Magic Mushrooms
Hey old crazy Bernie just invaded my space!
Letting Republicans vote is Un-Socialistic!
Its not fair Joe got bused here and I didn’t!
A free pair of knee-pads to any woman seeking to move up in the world!
Socialism because Communism doesn’t poll well
You are better off not even being born-you can thank us in the great hereafter!
Babies-here today gone tomorrow!
Turn in your guns So you can’t shoot us when you see what we really want to do
Whatever pains you we have the cure!
By executive order all whites will banished!
Slavery is not bad if you have the right kind of slaves-Whites!
How about the old Roy Orbison song?
“Anything you want, you got it! Anything you need, you got it! Anything at AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! You got it!”
We have no redeeming social value but we know what you need!
Wants always supersede needs!
Don’t have enough money to pay for what you want just send us the bill!
Eat Soy vote democrat
“This business will get out of control…and we’ll be lucky to live through it”
Wait. Substitute the word “you’ll.”
We’ll always be there for you except when we are tucked away in our gated mansions guarded by men with scary, ugly, black guns!
Don’t touch me I am sacred!
Give generously Old Bernie needs another house!
give us your paycheck we will give you everything you need
(no thoughts needed or allowed)
The Fuckups
If we don’t ban it we’ll pay for it! Guaranteed
Kamala 2020: I’m ready to stop sucking cock and start governing
We all get the mine and you all get the shaft!
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Please elect me president I am too old to suck cock!
Elect me President and you all will be the ones sucking cock!
There are 50 genders-see we know how to count to fifty!
You want change back from your tax dollars-now that is funny!
Ain’t multiculturalism great-the whites get to pay for everything!
Tea for two and I love you (if you are non-white)!
Hey, I’ll be O.K. once I get my meds! Damn that Medicare (they mistakenly delivered my meds to Pelosi)!
Remember when killing kids got LBJ in trouble! The times they are a changing!
The media is for us! That just proves that even dumb guys like our stuff!
Become a Democrat and never have to think (or work) again!
Give us a few trillion more of your tax dollars and we will keep the ocean from swamping our beloved B. Hussein and Micheal Obama’s splendorous beach mansion!
To arms to arms the seas are coming the seas are coming!
one vote is a right, two votes is a crime and three votes for us are free thanks to the Demo Party!
Don’t put illegal criminal invaders in cages we need them for privileged, white, American males!
You are a normal American! Get out, we do not need you infesting our party!
You can see by the talent represented by the Democrat party candidates that we should change our mascot p the three blind mice!
Hey, vote for me, I hate America more than any other candidate!
We too want to make America great! We have less terrorists then some other countries so we need to bring more in!
My fellow Democrats I want you to know that I am as big a con artist as Joe Biden is!
I’ll raise you a beach house and throw in two rent-a-kids for collateral!
Hey Joe Biden I know you are jealous because I got to give Barack the big one and you didn’t!
Beto: When I’m Fucking President, I’m Fucking Banning Every Fucking Thing. Including Fucking. You Fuckers!
Buy my fucking Tshirts!
Hell, yes, we’re going to take your shit stained underwear.
We tried to over throw a legally elected president for over 2 years help us continue the treason .
“What’s Mine is Mine, What’s Yours is Mine.”
Late to the chase,
‘It’s a far, far better thing I say than I have no idea wtf I’m talking about.’
How much you got? give it to us!
“Grab Guns, Not Pussy” (unless, of course you are a lesbian, then it’s ok).
“Make Utopian Fundamental Changes Reality”
Fuck America…
…in the ass
…with a Mexican dick.
– Vote Democrat
“BUT MORE AMMO!”
opps, thats my slogan.
sorry
“This will hurt You more than it does Me
Jimmy: “Now give me what I want.” (A movie line – guess which movie, Claudia!)
Waaaa, I failed! Don’t know the movie! 🙁
Star Trek V., Claudia! 🙁
(Okay, though. You’re still 2 out of 3 (or 3 out of 4, can’t remember)!)
Stop Resisting!
If you like your dentures, you can keep your dentures…
Jimmy, I was sure it was Star Trek. Saw V only twice, but was it when “God” told Kirk that he wanted his starship?
I better watch it again!
Yes you should – when you’re done with your reading. 🙂
Democrats 2020:
“The shortest distance between free & banned”
Jimmy, dang. Busted. I’m signing off NOW! *blush*
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here!
(Vote Demonrat, that is)
izlamo delenda est …
Bend Over and Spread Em!
izlamo delenda est …