Groom hears about dump at the last moment
ht/ woody
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When ya gotta chit, ya gotta chit.
At least now she’ll be easier to carry across the threshold being a couple of pounds lighter! 🙂
“Thanks for sharing honey, was it as bad as that wallpaper peeler you dropped the other day?”
Chicks today are so classy. I wonder how much money he spent on her ring? So instead of a pedestal she’ll be on her “throne.”
At least he didn’t get dumped. Classy wife.
He has much to look forward to.
Some things just aren’t meant to be shared at any time, much less during a holy sacrament. Why even bother to get married in a church?
A real classy lady would have told him that she used corn for texture and beets for the red values….
That’s one I regret watching!
She could have said, “Thanks to the deep doggie-style anal I received at last night’s Chippendale Bachelorette Party, I dropped a huge load about an hour ago.”
Oops, projecting again.
Hate to be prairie doggin’ during the ceremony.
That’ll be cause for celebration when they’re in their 60’s.
At least she didn’t call off the wedding due to post-partum depression.
Luckily, their church hosts a Tuesday night “Coping With Loss” support group.
“I have to tell you, you look fantastic!”
“Well, it’s because I just took a huge dump before I came out here.”
Metamucil. For those special, good time moments in life.
Available at all Walgreens.
@Moxie
After age 60, an excellent BM is to be treasured.
at least she didnt fart at the altar. Catching that on the mic would be a gas. BTW has anyone invented a smell-o-phone yet? Why not?
It’s funny ! She has a sense of Humor, and They are obviously
comfortable with each other …I didn’t know Women Pooped until well
into My 30’s !!!
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I’m more grossed out by the “singer”….ewwwwwww
Does he work for the CIA? A mike?! Really???
That’s almost as bad as the story about the guy who wore a kilt (in the traditional authentic manner, commando) for his wedding, after going #2 at the reception he skipped completing the paperwork. Then made his second mistake siting on the bride’s lap. It was no longer white after he stoop up. She should have skipped consomating the marriage & gone for an annulment. His hygiene probably wasn’t going to improve.
Blink – that’s where the expression Manky Scots Git comes from
She said that on a live mic? You’re shitting me!
Why’s he wearing a mic? Must be a ‘youngster thing.’
Thankfully we are living in the “end Times” and it doesn’t matter.
Jesus wept.
The wife and I share poop pride and classical gas.
She can do three notes at times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk
What a minute. I need clarification.
1. Do you light a match?
2. Or do you caution “Don’t light a match”?
Asking for a friend.
At least he didn’t hear “Wait! I didn’t eat any corn!”