One Person Showed Up at Mark Sanford’s Campaign Launch Against Trump

27 Comments on One Person Showed Up at Mark Sanford’s Campaign Launch Against Trump

1. Are they planning on running away to Argentina, or are they just going to hike the Appalachian Trail?

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2. “…need to have a conversation on what it means to be a Republican.” -Mark Sanford

   Good idea! Get with your fellow RINO’s and have a three-martini lunch and TALK about it.

   Then flush your heads in a toilet.

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3. I was told there would be donuts and coffee.

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4. Somewhat related:

   Trump rally in Texas at Right Side Broadcast Network:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFJ4f5gWb_Y

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5. “One Person Showed Up at Mark Sanford’s Campaign Launch Against Trump”

   And he was a paid participant.

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6. Thanks for coming Mom!

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7. He thought it said “champagne lunch”.

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8. Maybe he was Sanford’s one-man band:

   https://poetscanvas.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Top-10-COOL-ONE-MAN-BAND-Street-Performers-Singing-Musicians.jpg

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9. Uno, en espanol.

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10. That 1 person, a reporter?

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11. @judgeroybean October 17, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    > That 1 person, a reporter?

    You mean, like, with their own lying eyes?

    I don’t think so!

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12. I’m watching the Trump rally in Dallas on C-SPAN. I had tickets to go, but when people started lining up two days early, I noped out of that.

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13. He just likes to speak at smaller venues because it’s more intimate.

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14. Hey Mark, take a hike.

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15. LadyGun, I tried to go to one of Trump’s rallies early on in the primaries last election. We got there 3 hours early with tickets, but still couldn’t get in. That’s when I knew Trump would become President.

    People can take polls all day long, but I look at real people.

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16. It was Hunter.

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17. Un Bendejo.

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18. Probably showed up to heckle his adulterous ass.

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19. Mark who?

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20. @LadyGun12 — Oh, that’s too bad! Wish you had gone — nothing like a Trump rally! The friends you make waiting in line for a day (or two, or three) is worth it.

    Guarantee for getting in: Sign up as a volunteer for 2020 and put in some hours. 🙂

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21. the guy was asking for directions to the appalachia trai.

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22. Setting the standard for clueless.

    P.S. Nice to see Horatio posting.

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23. Day after day
    Alone on a hill
    The man with the giant check
    Is keeping perfectly still
    But nobody wants to know him
    They can see that he’s just a fool

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24. That person who showed up was his mortician.

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25. Are you finished Mr. Sanford? I need to cut the grass now.

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26. Gin Blossom, or the Coroner, to examine the death of his campaign…

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27. Psst! Just heard from several reliable Sanford campaign officials, speaking very deep background, since they are not authorized to discuss it: “Only person who showed, besides the flock of presstitutes, was some chick from Argentina.”
    TWD

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