North Korea Attacks ‘Rabid Dog’ Joe Biden: ‘Must Be Beaten to Death as Quickly as Possible’ – IOTW Report

North Korea Attacks ‘Rabid Dog’ Joe Biden: ‘Must Be Beaten to Death as Quickly as Possible’

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, “must be beaten to death with a stick as quickly as possible” in a move that can only be “beneficial for the U.S.”, North Korea pronounced Friday morning.

23 Comments on North Korea Attacks ‘Rabid Dog’ Joe Biden: ‘Must Be Beaten to Death as Quickly as Possible’

  1. “Joe, the North Koreans think you should be beaten with a stick.”

    “Look, I’ve been to North Dakota. I knew a bully there who looked like Yosemite Sam. And I stood him down.”

    “No, Joe. South KOREA. KOREA, Joe. KOREA.”

    “That’s what I said! What’s wrong with you?”

    “Joe has something in his teeth.”

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  2. Chop Chop

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  3. Psst! Joe! You should do a campaign stop in Pyongyang to apologize. It’ll show the voters that you’re strong on international relations. Here, you can present Kim Jong Fat with this genuine Louisville Slugger as a goodwill gift.

    *Muttley snicker*

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  4. What effect on American voters would NK expect from THEIR ANTAGONISM to a leader? That we’d say ‘if the norks hate him, maybe he’s OK’.

    I take this as norks hoping for a BIDEN presidency – Trump may have engaged them diplomatically, but it takes a (D)irtbag president to GIVE THEM stuff – like the nuclear reactor they got under Clinton.

    They rattle the sword when there’s a (D)umbass president, play nice and wait when there’s an (R). They’ve been doing this dance for awhile, and every ahole regime in the world knows which party GIVES them more (probably with kickbacks)

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  5. I wonder if Joe is gonna have a press conference and offer to take Kim Jong behind the school gym and ‘beat the hell out of him’?

    (To paraphrase what Biden said about Trump- can’t remember it exactly)

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  6. The disclaimer in fine print at the bottom of North Korea’s official pronouncement reads: “This statement by the North Korean government is a paid political advertisement paid for by the “Draft Hillary Clinton For President In 2020 Campaign.”

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  7. F–kin’ A, Norks. I thought about doing that many times…MANY times. One time, I even went so far that I had to call a guy off at the last minute. It was Christmas, I think.

    If it had been Presidents’ day, we’d all be talking about what a great statesman the sorry motherf-_-_-r had been before the mugging that went wrong. That is one day you don’t want to be on my bad side.

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