BREITBART:
Former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign inadvertently sent out its post-debate fundraising email on Wednesday afternoon, hours before the Democrat candidates took stage in Atlanta, Georgia.
“I’m leaving the fifth Democratic debate now,” the former vice president wrote supporters. “I hope I made you proud out there and I hope I made it clear to the world why our campaign is so important.”
Biden proceeds in the rest of the email to highlight his “ability to reach across the aisle,” before ultimately ending with an appeal for political contributions for his campaign. Some members of the media, like Jess Bidgood of The Boston Globe, speculated that Biden’s appeal to bipartisanship in the email may indicate he plans to focus his attacks on Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) during Wednesday’s debate. READ MORE
Sounds like Joe is suffering from premature evacuation.
Biden proceeds in the rest of the email to highlight his “ability to reach across the aisle,”
I always vote for the winner and this is a know winner’s strategy.
to paraphrase Chris Plante … ‘if Joe Biden had a brain he’d be out in traffic playing with it’
… ‘Biden-brain’ seems to have affected his whole campaign
(sad that he won’t be the nominee … we can always hope so, though)
Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you’re slip slidin’ away
They really expect me to believe Joe can read/write emails?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best laugh I’ve had today.
Thank you,,,
After 8 years with Obammy I am inclined to believe he knows how to “reach around” more than across the aisle.
Heh! It’s the Joe Ouroboros (Joeroboros?), but with no tail he instead has to eat his own foot. By now he must be up to his navel. Maybe higher.
I wouldn’t send him campaign dollars….but how about a crib mobile….something that’ll mesmerize both Joe and the new grandbaby for hours?
The US is collapsing.
Americans say the US debt must be increased because debt worked out so well for Rome.
Americans scream that the US should have wars because the USA needs more refugees.
Americans say tyranny is the American way.
Americans think trade wars are good because Chinese products are too cheap and tariffs will fund US wars, debt, and tyranny while killing US exports.
Americans insist Obama was an asshole for destroying the US with wars, debt, and tyranny, but Trump is a god because he loves wars, debt, and the police state.
Americans are so retarded that they think government overlords should have rent control instead of getting rid of regulations that drive up housing costs.
Americans believe anyone who wears a costume, badge, and a gun is a saint.
Instead of losing weight, Americans think the government should make a decree forcing airlines to provide large seats that will drive up ticket prices.
Americans feel that bankers who committed fraud should receive billion dollar bailouts.
Americans say being a Nazi or being a Communist are the only political options.
Americans insist the only possible way to solve any problem is force.
Americans say the US should build a wall to keep Americans IN because closed borders helped make North Korea rich.
Americans scream war is good because Libertarians oppose wars.
Americans would rather beg for government job-killing decrees that raise the minimum wage instead of starting a business or learning a skill.
Americans believe fighting the British during the Revolutionary War was a huge mistake.
Americans scream that the government spends your money better than you can.
Americans say killing chickens to eat is okay, but eating cats must be illegal.
Americans insist that restaurants would have a vested interest in killing their customers if the government did not require businesses licenses.
Americans fought the Nazis, but have now become Nazis.
Americans are so stupid that they say baseball hats must be outlawed to help the state meet their private prison quotas.
Americans swear government decrees made the USSR successful.
Americans say George Washington was a faggot for supporting freedom.
Americans think the desires of neighbors are more important than the rights of property owners.
Americans believe withdrawing less than $10,000 from your own bank account should be illegal because you might use drugs.
Americans insist protests must be illegal because protesters might break windows.
Americans feel that the government must close newspapers to prevent fake news.
Americans say the government should shut down churches because there might be terrorism.
Americans scream guns must be banned because blacks might buy guns to kill white people.
Americans feel being groped by the TSA is good because they have nothing to hide.
Americans say NSA wiretapping is fine because it is just metadata.
Americans believe forfeiture is okay because the police have been doing it for years.
Americans insist torture is great because other countries do it.
Insanity.
The USA feels like it is committing suicide.
How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling utterly disgusted and ashamed?