11 Comments on ‘The last place you want to stand while giving an interview…’
…not sure that’s true…Dems are all copraphiles, that’s why shit on the streets doesn’t bother them, and smell just reminds the male Democratsof fond memories of licking their own poo off their “husband’s” dick…
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So in other words it’s best to stay up wind and in front of him to avoid being farted on. He could solve this problem if he’d just go and a take a dump before speaking. Remember Folks, Tommy Toilets says to wipe your ass so that people don’t think that you’re a real stinker.
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Swalwell farts out both ends.
izlamo delenda est …
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only ed Norton could stand such a smell
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Brrrraaaaaaaaapppppp!
^^^^^^ No, that’s not a snowmobile. It’s Fartwell!
However, knowing how gay this cuckford is I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt it was a mug dragged across a desk. Because his asshole is so stretched out, all he does is drop SBDs.
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Imagine a botox fart from Pelosi. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Just thinking of a botox fart is unimaginable.
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Swallowswell and Obumfuq are riding in the presidential limo.
Barky says “Eric, did you just shit?”
Swallowswell says “No, your highness, did you want me to?”
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His nickname among congressmen is “The paint stripper”.
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@geoff the aardvark:
Remember Folks, Tommy Toilets says to wipe your ass so that people don’t think that you’re a real stinker.
…not sure that’s true…Dems are all copraphiles, that’s why shit on the streets doesn’t bother them, and smell just reminds the male Democratsof fond memories of licking their own poo off their “husband’s” dick…
So in other words it’s best to stay up wind and in front of him to avoid being farted on. He could solve this problem if he’d just go and a take a dump before speaking. Remember Folks, Tommy Toilets says to wipe your ass so that people don’t think that you’re a real stinker.
Swalwell farts out both ends.
izlamo delenda est …
only ed Norton could stand such a smell
Brrrraaaaaaaaapppppp!
^^^^^^ No, that’s not a snowmobile. It’s Fartwell!
However, knowing how gay this cuckford is I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt it was a mug dragged across a desk. Because his asshole is so stretched out, all he does is drop SBDs.
Imagine a botox fart from Pelosi. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Just thinking of a botox fart is unimaginable.
Swallowswell and Obumfuq are riding in the presidential limo.
Barky says “Eric, did you just shit?”
Swallowswell says “No, your highness, did you want me to?”
His nickname among congressmen is “The paint stripper”.
@geoff the aardvark:
Heh! R. Crumb and some of my favorite puerile bathroom humor!
“Imagine a botox fart from Pelosi.”
Thank you so much for THAT mental image.
Do you “Light a match” or “Don’t light a match” after a fart?