KFI: A Missouri woman is facing charges for allegedly keeping the remains of her husband in a freezer in her bedroom for nearly a year. Authorities searched the home of Barbara Watters after receiving a tip that her husband, Paul Barton,had died on December 30, 2018.
Watters was not home when officers served the search warrant. Inside her house, they found Barton’s body preserved in a freezer. Authorities eventually managed to track down Watters, and she was booked on a single charge of abandonment of a corpse.
Prior to Barton’s death, police made multiple wellness checks at their home. Watters would not let officers speak with her husband alone, and refused to let them inside the house. She even covered the windows with aluminum foil to prevent them from seeing inside. read more
Cuckoo!
Not Florida? What’s up with that?
Bummer for him no one wanted that dick. Just his brain. I bet she peeked.
Man, that’s really cold.
I look at it another way.
Intrusive, prying, nanny state, always sticking their long noses where it’s not wanted.
So what if the wife wanted to keep her husband in the deep freeze after he died, just to keep his body from being cut up by the quacks and witch doctors.
Was she defrauding anyone, any bureaucracy, by hiding his death?
Yes, she’s odd. Eccentric. Maybe even barmy. But how many people do you pass everyday, that walk among us, seemingly normal, except for that One. Little. Quirk……..? Yet they manage to function acceptably well enough to not be arrested or cause harm to others.
Babs hasn’t been the same since she left the View.
“Watters, who has unspecified “mental disorders,” told police that her husband had ALS”
Police confirmed Watters claim. Her husband certainly had
A Lunatic Spouse!
Bahbwa Walters? I knew she was crazy as a mad hatter.
Wrong Bahbwa?
After they booked her for “abandonment of a corpse”, the body was delivered to the county coroner, where it was …
Put into a freezer!
Could you imagine looking at him every time you got a beer?
Abandonment was an odd choice of words for her legal charge, she was guilty of the opposite.
Pro Tip: The tin foil goes on your head, not the windows.
You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when the US is a bankrupt warmongering police state and Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA is a peaceful and free country with a balanced budget.
A man and wife were lying in bed one night.
She turned to him and asked. “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?”
He replied, “No”.
She said, “OK, never mind”.
Some people are wondering, “Was it marked “‘ABnormal’?”
Aaaaaannnnnnnd the chicken is still wondering whut Paul did to deserve that…
And Abby normal at that.
It takes all kinds of critters
to make Barbara Watters fritters
This morning at breakfast, Clarence Birdseye said, “I love that woman!”