Maroon writes:
On a recent snippet from, “The Five,”Jesse Watters pointed out that JoeBiden has no slogan.
Time for a Joe Biden Slogan Contest?
My entry:
Biden Time with Creepy Uncle Joe.
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Is that your daughter?
…for a hands-on kind of guy who nose the ladies, Go Joe 30330!
Go Slow With Joe!
Corn Pops of the World despair, Joe’s comin’ down from his chair!
Go Joe 30330!
If I can make my deadbeat, crackhead son a Ukranian millionaire OIL MAN, imagine what I can for you!!!!
“Slogan”
‘Forward Into The Past’ – Biden 2020
If nobody ever did anything worthwhile….it was us.
He can’t remember doing it before, but he can do it again!
If you’re tired of winning, vote Joe.
“A 3 letter word, B-I-D-E-N, easy to remember”
Back In Chains! Vote Joe in 2020!
YES WE CAN’T!!!
Make me a billionaire
“You should vote for Trump”
“JOE!…?”
I think the Andrews Sisters have THIS one…
“Well hello Joe, what do you know
I just got back from a vaudeville show
Do-hoo you sing and dance
I-hi’ll take a chance
We-ell OK let us go”
https://genius.com/The-andrews-sisters-well-all-right-lyrics
…or maybe Jimi Hendrix has it, just change it to “Shotgun”, and you’re there…
“Hey Joe
Where you going with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe
I said, where you going with that gun in your hand?”
https://genius.com/The-jimi-hendrix-experience-hey-joe-lyrics
“SMOKIN’ JOE FROM POCONO!…2020″….
And then his next stump speech will go something like this….”Well, maybe Pocono, somewhere in Delaware….Nah that ain’t right it’s Pocono Pennsylvania where I was a coal miners daughter named Loretta….
I don’t lie – I just mis-remember a lot.
“Hellow, fellow Blacks, I am Black like thee, I am hip to the jive, so man alive, vote for Joe, 30330!”
“Vote for Joe, and me, Hillary. As his Vice President, I can assure you won’t have to worry about his gaffes for long, and NO ONE will look more Presidential in a casket than HIM!”
paid for by Hil—uh, Joe, 30330…
Vote Joe for Sena…. umm mayo…. umm
Make creepy great this time
Smelling girls’ hair since 1970
Let me fondle your daughter
New plan same as the old plan
“I’ll do for Washington what I did for Kiev! Call Joe 30330, and let me know if any prosecutors are bothering you, Ill take care of it in six hours or less, GUARANTEED!”
“Vote for ME, and I’ll show you how to NOT hit a woman!”
https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/471729-not-laughing-joe-biden-domestic-violence-is-no-joke
“Jill swallows, why not YOU? Vote Joe 30330!”
https://www.dailywire.com/news/ouch-jill-biden-doesnt-exactly-give-ringing-amanda-prestigiacomo
“No candidate is more in touch with the young girls of America! Vote Joe 30330!”
Jiving Slow Joe
“Vote for ME, and see what I rupture on live TV NEXT! No worries, Vee Pee Hillaree has my back! Vote Joe 30330!”
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/09/05/joe_bidens_eye_appears_to_fill_with_blood_during_cnn_climate_change_town_hall.html
Byebyden.
Go Pro! Go Joe!
Your best candidate in the clown show!
I was Barack’s VP
Just like his shotgun…Joe will blow you away! 12ga.Joe 2020
Make America Senile Again (MASA)
Lunch bucket Joe knows two things…
Orange Man BAD.
I’m the only one who knows how to fix the 8 disastrous years before Trump.
“Standing up for Chuck”
Three words
Swallow Pedo Joe
Joe Biden, he is HERE for the children
Crack Heads for Joe Biden
Vote Joe because “this is a fucking big deal”.
Poop’n & Think’n
We’ve had the left and the right
and even a black for a while
Now it’s my turn so go vote for a pedophile!
At voting time remember it’s BIDEN
then tell me where your daughter’s been hiding.
Punching Joe for Two Oh Two Oh.
Joe to campaign staff: Here are a few suggestions I made up off the cuff:
1. Don’t swap horses midstream.
2. Give ’em hell Harry.
3. I like Ike.
4. All the the way with LBJ.
5. They can’t lick our Dick.
6. Not just peanuts.
7. Where’s the Beef?
Campaign staff to Joe: Shut up and sit down you fucking brain damaged serial plagarist.
Biden.
Because.
Return to abnormalcy!
Biden 2020
A Man Who is never out of touch.
Get a shotgun!
Don’t go hidin’, bring the kids and vote for Joe Biden!
(Or)
Vote for Joey, free hugs for all*
(*girls over the age of 18 need not apply)
My name is Joe but some call me slow. But if you check out Ukraine I got all their dough!
Remember Joe 30330…Good chance Joe can’t.
“Just Biden time til I get my son his next job…”
“Give my son more job opportunities if you elect me president”
Punch Drunk Joe 2020
*Diogenes November 27, 2019 at 2:54 pm
‘Forward Into The Past’ – Biden 2020
I have read them all now and this is, by far, my favorite. Joe could actually use this one! It truly defines the Demorat party.
Me? I got nuth’n
I only look bug fuck, bat shit crazy. But i’m not Bernie for chrissake.
Scratch-n-Sniff!- 2020
Shoot in the air twice!
Greezy Joe Biden: Vote For Me So We Can Impeach Trump
Greezy Joe Biden:I Call Shotgun!
Greezy Joe Biden: I’m Running So I Can Slide On The Corruption
Joe 2020 – In touch with the next generation.
BIDIN!
I feel ya!
Especially if you’re a girl under 15.
Touching generations – Biden 2020
Let’s face the facts. I will never be President
So my slogan is immaterial, but that is no reason to stop deriding my corrupt despicable plagiarizing ass and stop mentioning my worthless son for whom I whored myself to make him an OIL MAN, a very well paid OIL MAN in Ukraine. For my son. Who knows nothing about oil other than as a lubricant in a strip joint.
Sorry. I refuse to let this go.
Whatever it takes to crater Biden is where I’m at.
I crane Ukraine for dollars
“Will you cry, if I die? Okay, How about sniff?”
“Buy a shotgun – and shoot me!”
JOE!
Look how well that worked for Jeb.
“Print Slogan Here”
Biden 2020
“A Hands on Approach”
“JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!”
Like that Jerry Springer shit.
…..”who’s yer granddaddy???”….
“Come on Man ! “
“Make America Dumb Again” – Joe 2020