No Malarkey isn’t resonating with voters. So Joe Biden has vowed to go back to the blackboard and come up with a winner.
iOTWreport has obtained an internal memo listing some of Joe’s efforts.
Phooey On Hooey
Just Say No To Shenanigans
We Won’t Stand For Any Hokum
Resist the Flapdoodle
Stop the Poppycock
Enough Guff
The Era of Codswallop is Done
Hey, Hey. Ho, Ho. Tommyrot Has Got To Go!
We’re not caddywampus
I need Corn Pop Popcorn here.
If joe bidens wife really loved him, she would take him home. She must be an evil, conniving bitch herself, with motives that are not completely honorable. There is no other explanation.
Maybe tie a slogan in with his Corn Pop story: Vote For Me, Or I’ll Cut You Sucka.
No more bologna.
How about boomer nostalgia: I’m Crazy For Coca Puffs.
I need to get Plugsed-in some more.
23 Skidoo,
Trump is full of poo
“Joe Biden, not your average honyack”…
Remember the Mane (Maine)…hair sniffing freak.
54-40 or FIGHT!!!!
….Grampa Simpson…
It’s not the slogan that’s flopping.
Let Uncle Unctuous Joe cushion your fall into the abyss. He’s a man behind the times and ahead of some of the others.
Stop with the kicking!
I’m the cat’s pajamas!
I’m 1/1029th black.
I don’t take any wooden nickels!
I’m Joe Biden, the ginchiest candidate.
I really know my onions!
Shotgun joe-a real straight shooter
TWO!
FOUR!
SIX!
EIGHT!
WHO DO WE LIKE?!
Thank heaven for little girls!
I’m kooky and I’ll lend you my comb!
I SWEAR I’M NOT A NINCOMPOOP!
I’m real crackerjack, man!
I can tell how good a person is just by smelling.
Get ta Nibblin’!
“back in my day we didn’t have all this lollygagging folderol ya bunch ah persnickety dewdroppers! we wouldn’t take an wooden nickels either. no siree, I’ve been to a few Sockdollagers in my time.
“see my Jill? man, what a Tomato, you bet! she ain’t no Dumb Dora, she’s a real Hotsy-Totsy … she really goes at it when we make whoopie!
“you kids are swell. yep, you all are the Bee’s knees. I’m no old Fuddy Duddy, ya know … I got Moxie! I’ve been around the old tree stump a time or two in my day. now shape up or ship out ya bunch a fat heads!”
Joe “The bee’s knees” Biden
I did not have relations with that Ukraine.
We’re cookin’ with gas, man!
Just look at that Swalwell dude, man!
Next, Joe will tell us campfire stories from Valley Forge.
Hey Joe, sit down and let Jill talk until she starts slurring words, then you can talk, when you start souring words, she can take over.
“You Pshaw it here first “
Malarkey for Everyone!
*Bee’s Knees Biden.
*Daddy-O Joe
In like Flint – Biden 2020
I think Dr. Jill keeps him medicated. Hey, maybe that’s his theme song, “Ya gotta keep him medicated”.
Mostly malarkey
Where’s my jello!
“Enough Of The Tom Foolery!”
@MJA.
Get ta Nibblin’!
LMAO!
Vote Joe For Family Value’s
I”m Joe…what you see is what you get… I’m the real deal…except my hair. Oh, and my teeth. But other than that, I’m for real. Did I mention the metal plate in my head?
I love the children too, they like the hair on my legs.
vote Joe, he’s four square
No child left untouched
Plugs Biden hair today hair tomorrow.
If you like subpoena Colada, getting caught in Ukraine
Biden his bark is better than his bite.
Uh, yeah. Joe’s kinda been mentally challenged for quite awhile now. Has no clue. His wife has no clue Joe has no clue. Not exactly a winning strategy. But, hey, YOU GO JOE!
dementia, its not for everyone
Out Of The Woodwork Short Bus Tour
Leg Hair Of The Dog 2020
Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific For A Twelve Year Old
Get On The Roach Coach 2020
Vote For Pedo
Great Senior Moments With Mr. Biden
No Bolshoi Just Collusion
Nair Do Well Leg Hair Tour
Over There My Brain’s Over There
Jello It’s Me
Assisted Living In America
Glad To Be Anywhere Tour
Dr. Demento Stole My Pimento 2020
“Ranbling Man” Joe Biden
“If your ice cream is TOO COLD.. vote for JOE”
Biting Joe Biden
He should try:
“Where’s the beef”!
Tippy canoe and Biden too!
How about “Ban the Balderdash!”
MJA, I wouldn’t use that comb because it probably has lice. Kooky, lend me your comb is one of the dumbest songs that they still play occasionally on XM’s 50’s on 5 channel. Slow Joe is definitely the ginchiest.
kamala harris has approached pelosi’s office to see if she can use ’embrace the suck’
“The Shit…Shit….Shit Tour”