All across the world, people celebrate Christmas in unique, heartwarming, and occasionally very bizarre ways. In Venezuela, revelers strap roller skates to their feet and glide their way to Christmas mass. Children parade behind people dressed as Mary and Joseph as they pretend to seek shelter in Mexico, while in the Netherlands, kids leave out shoes in the hopes that they’ll be filled with gifts come the morning.
And in cities and towns across Japan….they eat (see here)
I was tempted to buy a KFC fire log. Unfortunately, since I have more wood than I can burn for free, I couldn’t justify $20. What’s a Duraflame log cost anyway, $3?
https://www.kfc.com/fire-log
https://www.kfc.com/fire-log ??? Neat trick to play on the neighbors,and there dogs lol
Are there Japanese Jews? Who knew?
I imagine Japanese Jews follow tradition and have lamb shank, egg, and holseladish.
Puppies and kittens?
Funny you should ask. BLACK PIGEON, who lived there, responds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9z1U4Z0thg&feature=youtu.be
American Jews often eat Chinese food on Christmas, but liberal Jews eat other Jews all year long.
There is no greater existential threat to a Jew than a liberal Jew, the likes of the liberal Jewish congress-fools who urged PDJT to fire his Jewish advisor, Stephen Miller.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/475584-25-jewish-lawmakers-ask-trump-to-fire-stephen-miller-over-white-nationalist
Why kosher, of course.
“It’s finger-rickin’ good, forks!”
Every year we buy all the fixin’s for Roast Beast and frequently — because we’ve had a Christmas brunch and then been noshing on cookies, candy, nuts and so on all Christmas day — we end up freezing the beast and making a call to The House of Hong. It’s kinda become a joke in our family.
I’m imagining tourists from Japan coming to America with high expectations of visiting Kentucky, the home of their beloved fried chicken.
Here’s the chicken or egg question. Which came first. Jews eating a Chinese meal on Christmas Day or the Chinese Christmas meal in the movie, A Christmas Story?
mmmm … fried chicken ……. an biskits …..
Damn those Bumpus hounds.
https://youtu.be/xTq20prt0K8
The duck is smiling at us.