Tired Of That Elf On Your Shelf?

18 Comments on Tired Of That Elf On Your Shelf?

1. Made me laugh. Nice

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2. Grifter in the sifter [HRC]

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3. louse in the house (Pelosi; or take your pick)
   dink in the sink (Obama)
   dead in the bed (Epstein)
   dead head in the bed (Biden)
   boaster on the toaster (Obama again)

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4. Earl strikes again. Three strikes.

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5. Poof on the roof could also be called Ben Dover.

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6. Fag on the rag.

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7. fool on the stool (Biden again)
   dork on a fork (ButtButtBeg)
   loon on a spoon (Warren)
   fatso on the patio (Nadler)
   twat on the pot (so many to choose from … take your pick)

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8. Bernie on a gurney
   Schiff on a Shingle

   Shartswell w/ a shaved german shepard & a boy scout in a Motel

   … ok, I’ll stop now 😉

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9. Whore in the Drawer

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10. Hilary on the Pillory

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11. Biden on the Trident

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12. Dick on a brick.

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13. Pete on the Pete.

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14. Obama on his momma.

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15. Bong on a schlong.

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16. Cock on a rock.

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17. Zit on a tit.

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18. You forgot beast at the feast: michelle obama at the public trough.

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