And then it got weird.
DefConNews: The big news for the new year from the Joe Biden campaign is that he no longer cares about malarky, is lagging behind the other democrats in fundraising, is predicting his own death, and thinks President Trump likes to get in the pit and mosh to Slayer or something. Don’t make that face. This is Crazy-ass Joe “Hairy Legs” Biden we’re talking about here. This may be the most normal rational stuff to come out of his campaign yet. One thing is for sure, 2020 is going to be hilarious.
First up, the democratic party candidates released their 4th quarter fundraising numbers and Biden is far behind the others. Fox News reports:
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden on Thursday announced his campaign raised $22.7 million in the last three months of 2019, making it the best quarterly fundraising report of his campaign.
Still, the former vice president trails two other top-tier Democratic competitors in the October-December fourth quarter fundraising battle: Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont hauled in $34.5 million and former South Bend, Ind. Mayor Pete Buttigieg brought in $24.7 million.
Asked about Sanders’ eye-popping haul, Biden – campaigning in Iowa – told Fox News “I think we’re closing just fine. We feel good.”
Yeah, it’s gotta feel great to be the liberal media-declared frontrunner and still pull in significantly less than a thousand-year-old communist and a 14-year-old gay kid. For the record, President Trump hauled in $46 million in the 4th quarter, based largely on the impeachment scam.
Next, Biden wants people to know that they shouldn’t vote for him because he’s probably going to die soon. Bloomberg campaign correspondent Jennifer Epstein reports: MORE
Mosh pit?!
Biden just gave President Trump the hugest compliment for being a bad ass. What a dork.
When the Left is turning the country into a sewer, a mosh pit is where we should strive to should be.
C’mon, man. “Mosh Pit”. As in “Moshcow”. I gotta spell this stuff out for ya?
Bidens behavior shows he would be comfortable in a elementary school full of little girls. Give em’ something special.
Bidened by the light
perved up like a Douche’
another dummy in the fight.
He also just said “Trump threw Dynamite in a Tinderbox”
Idiots Idioms.
So he’s leading in the polls but lagging way behind in fundraising? ATTENTION DNC: That is a VERY bad sign for you. Graphs with crossed lines always yield bad results in politics. Always.
speaking as a guy, who, in my youth, was a stage diving, slam dancing, highly excitable young boy what’s wrong with being comfortable I. a mosh pit?
that only means Pres Trump has very high energy and stamina and can handle himself very well thank you very much. he is not afraid of bumping into to anyone and understands the difference between being bumped into and being hit by a malicious S.O.B.
as the Democrats have turned out country into something more chaotic than a Dead Kennedys concert am rather glad our POTUS is at home in a mosh pit thank you very much.
hairy legs quid pro joe is so out of touch he truly is the face of your average libtard. I cant wait for November.
living the cove life,
I feel the need to say I wrote what I did before I saw your comment. for the record I have never thought of my self that way. I just saw myself running in a more rambunctious crowd. 🙂
Only reason Trump’s haul isn’t greater than the total of the Dems is that his war chest is so large and his reelection so certain that a lot of supporters are holding on to their cash. If the race were to become closer come summertime I think a lot more Republicans will pony up.
…and Former Mayor Pete hauled in 24 friggin million dollars??? Since he isn’t going to get the nomination, that kind of a retirement package should provide him and his husband A lifetime supply of rubber sheets and gerbils.
Pelopidas
Our teenage son went to mosh pits for the energy (fan of Black Flag), but it is no place for soy boy types. I do understand your personal
clarification. 😎
Hell I prolly been in the pit a thousand times.
Dickies, Screamers, Tex and the Horseheads, The Damned, with that Rat Scabies character, The Clints, Trulio Disgracious, Sandy Duncan’s Eye. And do not forget the Ramones, the Stooges, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry,
Back when if you fell, they would yank you right back up.
Not like at those Social Distortion shows where shit gets ugly
Biden is also against skylarking…..
Biden is comfortable in a ball-pit, the little kids not so much.
Biden was at home in Epsteins bathroom, while Epstein was not killing himself.
…and Joe Biden is comfortable in a ball pit.
And Biden and Gore are comfortable
in a Whore house.