Michael Avenatti’s Bail Revoked, He’ll Remain in Custody Throughout His NY Trial

17 Comments on Michael Avenatti’s Bail Revoked, He’ll Remain in Custody Throughout His NY Trial

1. Man-O-Man, what a fookin’ train wreck.

   Couldn’t happen to a more deserving asshole…well there are a couple others…coughHillaryBrennancough…that also need a visit from the Karma Grinder but this will do until there’s a main course.

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2. He said “All my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs.” Hilarious.

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3. The Collusion Nonsense Network’s Trump Terminator has become a Forgotten Creepy Porn Lawyer.

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4. I make $1200 to $5000 a minute by extorting $Millions from corporations, fraud, and stealing from wives and clients who think I’m in business to guide them through the labyrinth of the Law!
   Oh! And I sell really Kool T-Shirts!
   You can too! Just go to http://MichaelAvenattiFraud.org

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5. Never forget that he’s not only the creepy porn lawyer, he’s the creepy DEMOCRAT porn lawyer.

   Is it schadenfreude when it isn’t “misfortune” but rather “just desserts”?

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6. I thought a “Democratic ahole get out of jail card FREE” was perpetual. Must be he foolishly registered as a Republican. He can kiss his ahole good by.

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7. Enjoy the bologna sammiches and lice.

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8. CNN hardest hit.

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9. Bye Felicia.

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10. Is he still going to run for president ?

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11. Hold on to your soap in the shower Mike.

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12. He should have mugged somebody when he had the chance. He’d be walking free now in NY.

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13. Start creating the ads now that tie Democrat incumbents who said good things about this criminal then remained silent when his truth finally unrolled. Call into question their judgement of character as well as their honesty.

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14. If nothing else, a nice jail stay may dial down Mr. Arrogance – plenty of people inside who would be glad to help, I’m sure.

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15. If you clicked on the link, there is a twitter video compilation of the nedia drooling all over the place about him.

    Its not as good as “Trump will never be President”, but its pretty sweet.

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16. I wonder if they’ll put him in the “Epstein Suite” over in the MCC? Didn’t he once say something about having the goods on Felonia and Bubba?

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17. Oh, relax Mike; what could happen to you in jail?

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