The naughty side of me wants to see video of this.
But then, so does the nice side of me.
*shrugs* whatayagonnado?
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The Trump microphones are hidden in your wall outlets. Best way to check is to take a chewing gum wrapper (the shiny foil kind) and try to stick it in those vertical slots.
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Another little known fact: Trump is placing video cameras in opponents’ car gas tanks. If you light a match or a lighter where the gas pump spout enters your car, you can temporarily disable the camera.
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This just in: Trump has been placing eavesdropping devices in smart phones since January 2017. The only safe way to permanently break the device is to put it in a microwave oven at full power for 60 seconds. Try it, it works.
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But wait ’till spring when the hornets are awake. Then, you’ll get some much-needed ‘feedback’ on how you’re doing.
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Call the airports and demand to have them switch all the monitors to ONN, OAN and FOX (I guess). This way, the world will come to realize how much they love and miss CNN.
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Adam Schiff, “The Girl Who Kicked a Hornets Nest”
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If you do get stung badly be quick and put gasoline on all the wounds, be generous with it. It works wonders to neutralize the pain. Just sit down and relax, have a smoke, and before you know it you’ll feel better.
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The liberal media is claiming Trump is going to install Very High Resolution (VHR) cameras on the moon so he can spy on liberal’s nightly activities. The idea is that liberals will not be able to destroy them. Liberal scientists and engineers are working on a defense. They have come up with a way to hide from these VHR cameras which involves wearing a hat made of aluminum foil and equipped with aluminum rotor blades on top powered by solar and wind energy.
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How devious! Trump has placed listening devices in pool chlorine tablets. The hack to do away with the spy bugs: put the tablets in a container and pour brake fluid over them.
Don’t dare a dumbass.😁
The naughty side of me wants to see video of this.
But then, so does the nice side of me.
*shrugs* whatayagonnado?
The Trump microphones are hidden in your wall outlets. Best way to check is to take a chewing gum wrapper (the shiny foil kind) and try to stick it in those vertical slots.
Another little known fact: Trump is placing video cameras in opponents’ car gas tanks. If you light a match or a lighter where the gas pump spout enters your car, you can temporarily disable the camera.
This just in: Trump has been placing eavesdropping devices in smart phones since January 2017. The only safe way to permanently break the device is to put it in a microwave oven at full power for 60 seconds. Try it, it works.
But wait ’till spring when the hornets are awake. Then, you’ll get some much-needed ‘feedback’ on how you’re doing.
Call the airports and demand to have them switch all the monitors to ONN, OAN and FOX (I guess). This way, the world will come to realize how much they love and miss CNN.
Adam Schiff, “The Girl Who Kicked a Hornets Nest”
If you do get stung badly be quick and put gasoline on all the wounds, be generous with it. It works wonders to neutralize the pain. Just sit down and relax, have a smoke, and before you know it you’ll feel better.
The liberal media is claiming Trump is going to install Very High Resolution (VHR) cameras on the moon so he can spy on liberal’s nightly activities. The idea is that liberals will not be able to destroy them. Liberal scientists and engineers are working on a defense. They have come up with a way to hide from these VHR cameras which involves wearing a hat made of aluminum foil and equipped with aluminum rotor blades on top powered by solar and wind energy.
How devious! Trump has placed listening devices in pool chlorine tablets. The hack to do away with the spy bugs: put the tablets in a container and pour brake fluid over them.