compiled from the internet—
What idiot called it a step-dad and not a faux pa?
What idiot called it insomnia and not resisting a rest?
What idiot called it a dick pic and not a prickture?
What idiot called it hereditary depression and not blue genes?
What idiot called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
What idiot called it Jet Skis and not Boater Cycles?
What idiot called it a penis and not a scrotum pole?
What idiot called it Arby’s Sauce and not Arby Q Sauce?
What idiot called it hiring a hitman and not a takeout order?
What idiot called it Friends With Benefits and not Homiesexuals?
What idiot called it a Breathalyzer and not a Litness Test?
What idiot called it Chronic Diarrhea and not Reruns?
Not Joe Biden obviously.
Obama or biden?
“Chronic Diarrhea: Reruns”
ACUTE Diarrhea: The Green-Apple Quickstep.
Please do some more of these.
I believe that BFH might be looking for some iotwr input….
What idiot called them ███████ and not a toy chest?
What idiot called it a ██████ and not a toy box?
Very clever! Thanks for the chuckle!
What idiot called him a Marxist college professor
and not a uni psycho?
What idiot called it an affirmative action survey
and not a token poll?
Uncle Al’s on a roll!
What idiot called it the zoo primate house
and not the monkey ranch?
What idiot called it Acute Diarrhea and not a Speed Dump?
What idiot called her a feminist in a hijab and not a mslem?
Nice, Uncle Al.
What idiot called ██████ a ██████ and not a ██████?
That’s redacted for you!
What idiot called it hemorrhoids and not asteroids?
What idiots complain about the same corrupt politicians they keep re-electing and aren’t called incumbeciles?
What idiot called it Acute Diarrhea and not a Speed Dump?
Really! There’s nothing cute about it.
What idiot called it a stress reliever and not a blow job?
What idiot called it acting stupidly and not law and order?
What idiot called it a toilet seat cover and not an ass gasket?
What idiot called him Michelle and not Big Mike?
Why do they call it Con-gress when hardly any of them ever go to jail?
What idiot named it Lake Titicaca when such a bodily function has never occurred?
What idiot called it acute angina and not a heart-on fire?
What idiot called them prostitutes and not buysexuals?
What idiot called it possession of marijuana and not joint custody?
What idiot guy tried Secret for the first time to see if it really was strong enough for a man?
And stirrin – why can’t you smoke pot in a joint school district?
How can a shrimp be a jumbo?
And Chalupa, shouldn’t they make pot legal before they have a joint session of Congress?
Riddle me this Stirrin – did vegans in the 70’s talk to their plants before they ate them?
Wow, Chalupa, I don’t have an answer to that riddle. Wait, on second thought, I think they said, “this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you”.
What about the free range chickens whose eggs were stolen by compassionate farmers before their free range lifestyle was cut short by the butcher’s knife?
What idiot called a steak well done and not horribly over done?
It’s all too deep for me Stirrin – cage free chickens could be classified as homeless and eligible for extensive benefits here in California.
Oh shit Chalupa, you may have given the PC crowd a new term for homeless people – “free range residents of our community”
What idiot called common sense horse sense when John Kerry, Todd Rundgren, Alanis Morissette and AOC have none.
And Illegal aliens are called pollos by their own people, Stirrin….they could receive even greater victim status.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pollo
Chalupa, don’t give Jorge Ramos or Joaquin Castro or Tom Perez any ideas.
p.s. when do I, as a white late-middle aged male, achieve victim status?
Why did they name it Kum & Go instead of Nut & Bolt?
You guys crack me up! 😂😂😂😂😂