Big Think
- •Achieving orgasm through masturbation provides a rush of feel-good hormones (such as dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin) and can re-balance our levels of cortisol (a stress-inducing hormone). This helps our immune system function at a higher level.
- •The surge in “feel-good” hormones also promotes a more relaxed and calm state of being, making it easier to achieve restful sleep, which is a critical part in maintaining a high-functioning immune system.
- •Just as bad habits can slow your immune system, positive habits (such as a healthy sleep schedule and active sex life) can help boost your immune system which can prevent you from becoming sick. More
Bonus points for thinking about Chuls Clinton in the act?
This explains why I am so healthy!
Does mental masturbation count?
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why I DON’T trust online medical advice
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Does this apply to a dry orgasm that you can have after having your prostate removed?
Asking for a friend
That’s one way to beat it.
I knew there had to be an up side
Just out of curiosity, how come that fudgepackers picture is the lead to a story on masturbation?
So, in other words, optimum health is in your hands.
Mom was wrong she said I’d go blind…
Nice to know there’s a way to rub out the coronavirus.
Pardon me while I take megadoses of Vitamin C and whack off – for my health…
But what about tired, sore arms?
Um Hello? That’s why God created wives… literally!!!
Ya know, that and the laundry and housekeeping.
What? I kid, I kid.
What about the side effects?
@Anonymous March 9, 2020 at 5:31 pm
> Bonus points for thinking about Chuls Clinton in the act?
Only if you “make it to the finish line.”
(Then props to you. You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din.)
Beats me how it works, even on AMD!
And thats why they had to to repeal laws that outlawed maturbation
Because too many people were taking the law into their own hands
Do the deed, spill thy seed!
Another reason a man needs to rub one out!
I’m expecting a PETA press release squawking about chicken abuse and saying that ethical people should choke chickpea plants instead. But please, PETA, no demonstrations.
“According to neurologist and headache specialist Stefan Evers, about one in three patients experience relief from migraine attacks by experiencing sexual activity or orgasm.”
So much for the “not tonight, I have a headache” ploy, ladies.
If you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself.
@Dr. Tar – Please call it by its standard name:
Chicom PLA “Take THAT, Roundeye!” Killer Bug** Wuhan Virus **.
Not tonight, I have a handache!
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Spank the Monkey or Pound the Pud? Or something else? Which is proper English usage?
I have a meeting with Queen Elizabeth next week on this very subject and I want to approach it with the utmost sensitivity along with the proper etiquette and protocol.
Please help…I don’t want to cause an international incident.