There goes the orgy I had planned – IOTW Report

There goes the orgy I had planned

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SALINAS, Calif. —A large portion of Central Coast residents are required to stay home except for essential needs as of March 18 due to the spread of the coronavirus.San Benito CountySanta Cruz County and Monterey County have issued shelter-in-place orders, following in the footsteps of six San Francisco Bay Area counties that have issued similar orders that will last at least three weeks…

Is this mandatory?

The orders are legal orders issued under the authority of California law. You are required to comply, and it is a misdemeanor crime not to follow the order (although the intent is not for anyone to get into trouble).

What are some things that I can’t do?

  • You cannot engage in group activities in person with others.
  • You cannot have dinner parties. You cannot invite friends over to your home to hang out.
  • You cannot go to bars or nightclubs.
  • You cannot go to a nail salon or get your hair cut by a stylist or barber.
  • You cannot go shopping for non-essential goods.
  • You cannot take unnecessary trips on public transport or in your car or motorbike…
  • more

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13 Comments on There goes the orgy I had planned

  1. So are they going to follow them and see what they’re putting in their basket?
    Are they going to go door to door to see if anyone is hanging out?

    I cannot believe we are even talking about American citizens who cannot go to the store and buy what they want and cannot even have visitors in their home.

    If Americans don’t rise up soon and say to the hell with you government, we’re taking back our power and our rights now, we deserve whatever the hell they do to us the next time they create a crisis. There are more of us than them, especially at the local level, which is the perfect place to start.

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  2. Next they’ll try to seize firearms.

    That’s when the bullets will start to fly in the other direction. Might as well get it over with.

    It’s finally happening: the scumbags of the are testing the waters, and will try to invoke martial law in the United States. This, from lunatic CA governor newsom:

    “In readying the National Guard for action, Newsom’s office emphasized that it’s for duties routinely performed during natural disasters and other emergencies. But Newsom grimly added that “we have the ability to do martial law … if we feel the necessity.””
    https://www.fox5ny.com/news/california-preparing-for-worst-case-scenarios

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  3. Yeah, and what about the LAWYERS?

    They have orgies all the time – in court. Are the courts closed? No jury trials? Nothin’?

    What about police detective work? Are they shutting down?

    No bailouts for lawyers and their million-dollar, $1000/hr. lifestyles!

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