Biden sits on the toilet backwards… you heard me. – IOTW Report

Biden sits on the toilet backwards… you heard me.

Monday, 30 March 2020, 23:17 BFH Uncategorized 49

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At the end of a press conference that can only be described as nothing less than bizarre, presidential candidate Joe Biden wrapped up his speech with a personal anecdote involving his morning routine. The story definitely did not seem necessary. It did not seem relevant and I’m sure Biden had intended this story to be a lighthearted end before leaving the stage. However, it was anything but that.

“We all have 24 hours in a day. Sure there are things you need to do. Each morning after I finish my cereal, like every other American, I go to the bathroom. But I don’t just do that, I’m hunched over writing ideas, my notepad on the toilet top.” Biden continued, “(laughing) that’s the great thing about the toilet really, why do you think they designed it like a desk? So when you sit doing your business, you can also take care of business.” – Washington Post

And to remove any and all doubt, he later confirmed that he does in fact sit on the toilet backwards. What’s worse? He didn’t know he was sitting on it backwards… for 77 YEARS this man thought sitting on the toilet backwards was the correct way.

“Yeah that wasn’t – my staffer brought it up to me.” Biden explained in a follow up interview with MSNBC, “Apparently not everyone sits on the toilet like that. Apparently I sit on it backwards. I think it was – I don’t know it made sense to me it’s a good place to eat your cereal. Efficient. I guess. (Laughter).” – MSNBC

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49 Comments on Biden sits on the toilet backwards… you heard me.

  6. That was on old South Park joke.

    Butters sits on the toilet in that fashion so he can read.

    You have to take your pants entirely Off to take a dump.
    so I guess Biden totally undresses to take a duece.

    Your Next Democrat Nominee PELOSI, and he is still more likeable than Hillary.

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  9. sooooo … Sleepy, Creepy Joe was the inspiration for the Can-Am? the Floobie? the Moonwalk?
    Joe was Bizarro World before there was a Bizzaro World … what a trend setter!

    yeah, doing things backwards is forwards … just do us a favor Joe … don’t drive … a car, a bus, a train, a tractor, a bicycle, a scooter, a motorcycle, a horse, a boat, an elephant, an airplane

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  16. This can’t be a real article. The writer should— quite literally— learn to code, because the WaPo and MSNBC links lead to articles that have nothing to do with this one. I call BS.

    I’d love for this to be true. But wanting something to be true doesn’t make it so.

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  23. Things I never want to hear about ever, jokes I never want to listen to ever, pictures in my mind I never want to see ever, anecdotes I never want to read about ever.

    Biden accomplished all that and more.

    I abhor “bathroom humour” (what an oxymoron that is!)

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  31. We’ll soon discover there is a whole “community” of people who ride backwards. Joe will be the brave leader who first came out to show the world that there is no shame in doing things differently! The View will do a special on it.

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  35. …the eating in the can thing reminds me of this guy we used to have in my food plant that would do an enhanced version of it. He was one of the cooks, a large guy and had some obvious learning disability, but he was always SUPER happy and would sing in this weird, keening, high-pitched way that didn’t have any discernable words even though he was an American Black English speaker, and had the deep voice you would normally associate with that otherwise.

    Anyway, about the eating: well, he’d order a pizza every day as soon as the pizza place opened, and when it arrived he would collect it and a 32 oz beverage and light out for the back bathroom, which was used by dozens of other line workers as well…and it was a one-holer with 2 urinals. He’d get pretty upset if it was occupied, and since having a large, feeble minded, but very strong fellow loudly expressing his displeasure just outside your unlockable stall will make you shit faster, he usually got it turned over pretty quick. Once ensconced, he would set his pizza down on one side, his drink on the other, and take what smelled to be a MASSIVE dump while keeing his high-pitched ululations between bites of pizza and sips of beverage, all the while on the can. Big as he was, he had a large pizza and didn’t eat it that quick, so the ONLY throne was inarguably occupied for 20 minutes or so, with your nearest next option being a two holer 150 yards away that the Muslims used the attached locker room in for loud prayers to the fraud god.

    …so, your options were;
    1) you could still pee in the urinals in the back, IF that’s all you needed to do, AND you didn’t mind the pizza smell incongruously mingling with the urine and crap smells, and could also tolerate the weird keening; or

    2) Make the long, knees-locked, butt-puckered walk to the OTHER bathroom and HOPE one of the stalls is unoccupied, and if it’s NOT, queue up and enjoy hearing Mohammad’s Murderers barking at their moon god and being mad at YOU for shitting up their ceremony.

    3) HOLD IT.

    …obviously this was an issue that got complained about, a LOT, but the Company was paralyzed for a time because he was protected as a POC, protected as an actual retard, and was a nice guy and a hard worker otherwise, and INDUSTRIAL cooking is thousands of pounds of batches so you need a STRONG guy for a lot of it. Seems someone finally told them, however, that it was actually illegal for hygine reasons to eat in the bathroom, so they posted, on ALL the bathrooms, what you would think was an unnecessary sign: NO FOOD AND DRINK ARE ALLOWED IN THE BATHROOM.

    …he didn’t like that, didn’t understand that, and didn’t obey that, so after the progressive dicipline steps were followed and multiple warnings issued, they finally had cause to let him go.

    I felt kind of bad when they did, he was a good guy, but he just could NOT obey that ONE restriction; and for the good of the Company and the REST of its employees, it HAD to be done.

    …but, HE was actually, mentally challenged.

    …what’s Joe’s excuse?

    …at least OUR guy sat on the can the RIGHT way ’round, mentally challenged or no…

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  43. Guys, don’t give the left a reason to discredit us.
    This is either intentionally fake, or the author on the linked site failed to label this as satire. I’ll give them the benefit of doubt and say they forgot.

    Has anyone bothered to check the links in the article it cites?

    The Washington post like goes to.
    “Was the White House office for global pandemics eliminated?”
    Not one mention of “toilet” in it, not even in the comments section.

    The MSNBC alleged interview link goes to.
    “Officials from the ‘Steady State’ throw their support behind Biden”
    Not one mention of “toilet” or “cereal” in the article.

    No other source can confirm this.
    If the article is not clearly marked as satire then it is fake, and unfortunately, they give creeps like snopes fuel.
    We don’t want to sink to the left’s level.

    Edit: Confirmed that site makes up stuff.
    Has articles like the following.
    “Ivanka Trump Is Now Assisting In Coronavirus Vaccine Research”
    Photshopped pics of Ivanka in lab.

    “Trump Calls Tokyo “Pathetic” For Postponing 2020 Olympics”
    Article has screenshot of a made up tweet.
    Trump never said that.

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